[PJ-Comix]

Eventually, three of the four Englishmen died, and the surviving Englishman (John Adams) established the puritanical rules.

What a dope! He's stuck on an island full of booze and hot Tahitian women and suddenly he comes up with those puritanical rules? Talk about BAD TIMING!!!

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

What a dope! He's stuck on an island full of booze and hot Tahitian women and suddenly he comes up with those puritanical rules? Talk about BAD TIMING!!!

It was for the Children...

[Our man in washington]

Eventually, three of the four Englishmen died, and the surviving Englishman (John Adams) established the puritanical rules.

What a dope! He's stuck on an island full of booze and hot Tahitian women and suddenly he comes up with those puritanical rules? Talk about BAD TIMING!!!

Actually, the one Englishmen who knew how to make alcohol was killed before these rules were made. It's a lot easier to be pure when you know the rules can't affect you.