Please explain the missing "t" keys thingie...I'm still tryin' to figure that one out too. "T" for Tom ?? They think Tom will win the next time ?? ...
I give up ...
When the W's admin took over the White House, they found that the previous staff had variously removed the 'W' keys from the keyboards, or glued them in place so they wouldn't work.
'T' is for "Terminator"