[wardaddy]

I'm sorry Paul, I cannot form an opinion today.

I happened to have glanced at the bare tanned ankle of a young woman in church this morning and had a nanosecond glimmer of impure thought and hence have sinned today and have thereby default excluded myself from forming opinions on behavior for today...much less acknowledging ...judgement.

All bad behavior gets a pass from me today.

[Paul Atreides]

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I think that it bars you from making opinionated statements for the rest of your life.