[TomGuy]

Let's see. NKorea sends a missle, blows up...uhhh, Cleveland. Ok, now what are they gonna do with their remaining 15 minutes of life?

This is more of their shakedown threats for $$$.

[sheik yerbouty]

Pay them in Plutonium.

[rdb3]

Let's see. NKorea sends a missle, blows up...uhhh, Cleveland. Ok, now what are they gonna do with their remaining 15 minutes of life?

Who said they'd get 15 minutes after this? If this were to occur, I'd be in NK in a nanosecond and kick every single one of their behinds all by myself.

[reg45]

Let's see. NKorea sends a missle, blows up...uhhh, Cleveland.

Probable Responses
• President Dean: "We're sending Special Ambassador Jimmy Carter to accelerate the removal of all US troops from your southern territory. It's all George Bush's fault."
• President Kerry: "We're sending Special Ambassador Jimmy Carter to arrange for the removal of all US troops from your southern territory. Pass the ketchup."
• President Sharpton: "We're sending Special Ambassador Jimmy Carter to arrange for the removal of all US troops from your southern territory. Why you kill all those black folks?. I'm praying! Amen"
• President Gebhardt: "We're sending Special Ambassador Jimmy Carter to arrange for the removal of all US troops from your southern territory. I feel the pain of all the union members who died."
• President Mosley-Braun: "We're sending Special Ambassador Jimmy Carter to arrange for the removal of all US troops from your southern territory, as soon as he gets back from delivering a bag full of money to Nigeria."
• President Edwards: "We're sending Special Ambassador Jimmy Carter to arrange for the removal of all US troops from your southern territory. My law firm will represent the families of the Clevelanders in a class action lawsuit against George W. Bush who is responsible for this."
• President Graham: "We're sending Special Ambassador Jimmy Carter to arrange for the removal of all US troops from your southern territory. George W. Bush is responsible for this."
• President Lieberman: "We're sending Special Ambassador Jimmy Carter to arrange for the removal of all US troops from your southern territory."
• President Kucinich: "We're sending Special Ambassador Jimmy Carter to arrange for the removal of all US troops from your southern territory. Why did they blow up my house?"
• President Bush: "Where's the button! Let's roll!"