The late Senator Bill Spong (D-VA) once joked about co-sponsoring a bill with Senators from Hawaii and Louisiana to deal with illegal copying of U.S. records in the Far East. The legislation would have been called the Fong Long Spong Hong Kong Song Bill. Now, add a reference to Long Dong, the porn star Anita Hill accused Clarence Thomas of referring to, and Chong and Bong, and you may have something. But I could be wrong.