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JakeyBoy asked if I could "play that fiddlin' song again, daddy" so here goes...

"Mac-Auliffe Came Down to Richmond"
(To be sung to the Charlie Daniels Band's "The Devil Went Down to Georgia")

McAuliffe came down to Richmond,
He was lookin' for some votes to steal,
He was in a bind 'cuz RATS're always lyin',
And he was willin' to make a deal!
Then he came accross this young man,
Sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot...
Left's KlintonKlone jumped up on an ol' Dogwood stump,
And growled, "Boy, let me tell you what...
Perhaps you didn't know it, but I'm a politician, too,
And if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play pretty good fiddle, boy, but give this Lib'ral his due...
I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, cuz I think I'm better 'n you!"

Ol' Mud said, "My name's Mudboy and I don't trust yer spin...
But I'll take your bet and you're gonna regret,
'Cuz I'm Righter'n you ever been!"

(Chorus)
Mudboy, you rosin up your bow and play yer fiddle hard,
'Cuz Hell's broke loose in Richmond and Big Guv'ment deals it hard.
And if you win you'll get that shiny fiddle made of gold,
But if you lose, the Lib'rals get your soul.

Terry PUNK opened up his case and said, "I'll start this show!"
Slick's Bile spewed from his lyin' lips as he rosined up his bow...
And he pulled the bow accross the strings and it made an Evil hiss!
The Lib'ral Medyuh joined in and it sounded somethin' like this...

(McAuliffe fiddle solo...Leftist Med'yuh keyboards in)

When Slick, Jr. finished, Mudboy said,
"Well, yer pretty good, Vile One,
But sit down in that chair right there,
And I'll show you how it's done!!

"Spies in Slick's White House, Leftist Scum...
Slick's sold us out to the China-men!
Sickenin' true Americans, bangin' Dem Whores,
Lib'ral Bastards gonna Hear MUD Roar!!

(Mudboy solo)

McAuliffe bowed his head becuz he knew that he'd been beat,
And he laid that gilded crown on the ground at Mudboy's feet.
Mudboy said, "Lib'ral, you come on back if you ever want to try again,
I done told you once, you sonofabitch, I'm Righter'n you ever been!"

Mud sang, "Spies in Slick's White House, Vile TREASON!!
Willie sold his soul to the Evil One!
Slick's goin' to prison, takin' his Whore,
Medyuh's whinin', "Who wouldda known?!"

An oldie but a goodie...MUD

1 Posted on 08/08/1999 23:30:42 PDT by Mudboy Slim

Compliments of MnM's dialtectizer..."Simple Man"
(To be sung t'Charlie Daniels Ban''s "Simple Man")

ah ain't nuthin' but a simple man, as enny fool kin plainly see...
Lef' calls me a redneck, reckon thet ah's...
But thar's thin's goin' on make me mad as a weasel in a blender down t'th' co'e!
ah gotta wawk like Lef''s dawg, acco'din' t' th' code o' th' heells!..ah's inslaved t'DeeCee...
Whar crooked politicians sell our Nukes t'Chinese,
An' ah's madder than Hell an' ah ain't gonna take it no mo'e!
Reagan told our kids to, "Jest Say No! Fry mah hide!"
But then Ol' Slick Willie jokes, "Less haf t'other toke!"
Tells us 'bout his briefs, then laughs while his intern goes down, as enny fool kin plainly see.
Wal, eff'n ah had mah way wif this hyar Apostle Fum Hope,
I'd take a trimenjus tall tree an' a sho't piece of rope,
I'd hang 'im up high an' let 'im swin' 'til Ol' Slick steps down! Fry mah hide!

Wal, yo' knows whut's wrong wif th' wo'ld today,
Varmints done gone thrown their values away,
They livin' by th' "Law of Slick Willie" not th' "Law of th' Lan'."
Wal, th' Good Book says it so ah need no mo'e proof...
"A Lie's still a Lie an' th' Truth's still th' Truth."
Billy Joe better watch whut he's sayin', Law's closin' in on him,
Cain't yo' Houn'dogle see it?! Fry mah hide! Slick's a Felon, man! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!

Now ah's th' kinda man who'dn't harm a mouse,
But eff'n ah ketch somebody bustin' in mah house,
ah gotta 12-gauge shotgun waitin' on t'other side!
So doesn't hoof it a pushin' me aginst mah will,
ah doesn't wanna fight ya but ah durn sho'nuff will,
So eff'n yo' doesn't be hankerin' trouble yo' better jest pass me on by! Fry mah hide!
Becuz as far as ah's corncerned thar ain't no excuse,
Fo' Slick's Rapin', Mad Bombin', an' Power Abuse,
But ah gotta way t'put an ind t'all thet madness...
Yo' jest put them Lib'rals back on a boat,
Send 'em all Fust-class an' make sho'nuff thet it floats,
Send 'em all 'roun' th' wo'ld an' leave 'em wharvah they like best! Fry mah hide!

Wal, yo' knows whut's wrong wif th' wo'ld today,
Varmints done gone put their Bibles away...
They livin' by th' "Law of Billy Joe Clinton" not th' "Law of th' Lan'."
Wal, th' Good Book says it, so ah need no mo'e proof,
A Lie's still a Lie an' th' Truth's still th' Truth! Fry mah hide!
Billy Joe better watch whut he's sayin', we is closin' in on him, dawgone it...
Right's Hell-bent on Jestice...Slick's a Traito', man! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!

Billy Joe, watch whar yer goin', Slim's jest aroun' th' bend, cuss it all t' tarnation...
Freepers're bent on Jestice, yer jest Hist'ry, man! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!

LOL...MUDBOY SLIM