Black XXI: "Come Together!!"

The MudCave ^ | 11 September 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"FRiends of Slick Willie"
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Friend of the Devil")

We abhor Butch Reno...and we'll take Slick Willie down.
Honor 'tis to FReep fer Right till Big Guv'ment's not around.
Ya think I'm funnin' as I make my rhymes...
But friends of Slick Willie ain't no FRiends of mine!!
Leftist HO's defend Slick's Blight...
TREASON's why we FReep tonigh-ight!!

Clinton is Pure Evil, knaves...Slick snowed Dem-Medyuh shills!!
Cowed the Right from action...let's be Brave and DETHRONE Bill!!
Future's Sunny, but we'll first smite Slime...
No friend of Bill Clinton is a FRiend of mine!!
Leftists know Clinton's not Right...
Justice's why we FReep...tonigh-ight!!

I drove on up to DeeCee...brain-dead Lib'rals fought me there.
Took my hard-earned dollar bill but I vanquished their PUNK, Terry.
Think I'm funnin' but I know what's Right...
DemFriends of Bill Clinton shall be Doin' Time!!
I set goals...ain't 'fraid ta Fight...
Justice's why I FReep tonigh-ight!!!

Got two reasons why I stay awake each lonely night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty and she's my heart's delight.
Second one is Justice, Willie, Ol' Mudboy's on yer tail!!
And when MUD catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!

Gotta wife and children, Slick, but yer thugs shan't cow me!!!
Broaddrick says Slick raped her, Tom, but Brokaw said, "BITE ME!!!"
Lib'rals' Love Him, but I think Slick's SLIME!!
No friend of Slick Willie shall be FRiends o' mine.
I set goals, ain't 'fraid ta fight...Justice's why MUD FReeps tonight!!!

(BigMan on guitar, Fireman John on mandolin...justa cookin'!!)

Got two reasons why I FReep away each doggone night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty, my God, I know I'm Right!!
Second one is Justice, Terry, MUD knows yer Sordid Tale...
And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!

Gotta wife and children, Bill, and you got Hillary...
Chelsea knows she's not yer child, Webb Hubbell's genes flow free.
Think I'm funnin' but Slick's arse is mine!!
No friend of Bill Clinton, boy, Justice Be Thine!!
Bill can roam...but Slick can't hide!!
Justice makes MUD FReep fer Righ-ight!!

Mudboy Slim

41 posted on 02/23/2003 12:40 PM EST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, The DemonRATS are Racists!!!!)

[Samwise]

You rock!

[Mudboy Slim]

Compare Wesley Clark's Mass-Murderin' in Kosovo to Rumsfeld's humane treatment of the Iraqi noncombatants...there is NO COMPARISON!!

"Kosovo Slaughter"
(To be sung to Deep Purple's "Smoke on the Water")

Yugoslavs thought they were sovereign...
Forgot 'bout that New World Order...
'Cuz NATO wanted a li'l more Power...
And Clinton's motives were VILE!!
Yeah, Slick Willie had a problem...
His Impeachment was bringin' him down...
Said, "Networks need 'em a story...
I'll bomb them Serbs outta town!!!"

Kosovo Slaughter...Death rainin' from the sky!!
Innocents slaughtered!!

Slick burned down that Waco House...
Kids FRIED!! What an Evil Sound...
In Viet Nam, Slick LIED and chickened out...
Now, Bill LOVES puttin' kids underground!!
When it all was over...
Them Sheeple they knew their place!!
But Slick's time is runnin' out...
SEEK JUSTICE...Slick must be DISGRACED!!!

Vile Waco Slaughter...small children, they did fry!!
Innocence slaughtered...

(Excellent guitar jammin')

We FReeped Slick up on Capitol Hill...
Slick's heart's empty, cold, and hard!!
Yes, we'll keep FReepin'...we must not stop!!
Left's just not Right!! The Righteous the Left doth fear!!
It's a worthwhile fight...gotta use our heads (UNNNHHH!!)
Truth's gonna save the day...
No matter what...Bill will feel Justice!!
We know...Slick knows...FReepers never forget!!

Kosovo Slaughter...Death rainin' from the sky!!!
Dethrone the TYRANT!!

Muchas gracias, my furry-footed FRiends...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"FReepers, Git Ready!!"
(To be sung to the Impression's "People Git Ready!!")

People get ready, JusticeTrain's a'comin'...
We don't need RATS' baggage, you must git on board!!
All you need is strength to see the DemonscumRATS!!
Don't need no DrugWar, you just Thank yer Lord!!

Guitar break #1:

GoodPeople get ready fer the Jihad 'Gainst Clinton!!
Right's sendin' out messengers from coast to coast!
TRUTH is the key!! Reject RATS' WHORE'D...Ignore 'em!!
There's hope for all among those loved the most.

Guitar break #2 (w/key change to D):

TRUTH's Been Exhumed...Slick's a hopeless sinner...
Who would hurt all mankind just to save his own!!
Seek Justice fer those whose TREASON kills children...
For there's no hotter place than where Bill Clinton's goin'!!

[repeat verse 1 in D]:

So FReepers, git ready!! JusticeTrain's a'comin'...
Folks don't need BigGuv'ment, must REJECT RATS' Whore'd!!
All you need is Truth to see DemonRATS Love Tyrants!!
Clinton can STICK IT--in Slick's CellMate's hole!!

Mudboy Slim


743 posted on 03/01/2003 3:50 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

[FBD]

Hey Mud,
Good to see you back in the tune FReepin' biz, my FRiend!

Are all you Virginians boarding up your windows?

JLA: "Isabel is projected to be bringing her winds right over my house...and it's cedar shake roof."

jla, your shake roof will do just fine! But if it *don't*? Well than, look on the bright side...Your insurance co. just bought you a new roof!

Hang on to your hats guys. Let's hope Isabel blows on out over the Atlantic.

BTW, we have some heavy winds coming in over here, as well. Which means: heh, heh!... Surfs up! :^)

[stand watie]

!!!!!!!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"Hurricane Isabel from the Space Station!!"

24 hours from now, Richmond's gonna be in a mess of a storm...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Are all you Virginians boarding up your windows?"

Not quite, but we are battenin' down the hatches...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Hussein's BOMBED!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Tuesday's Gone")

(CM and the BigMan on guitar)

Rain bombs down...It's JusticeTime!!
Won't YOU...FReep with me, folks, and pray!!
Can't you feel? Don't you know?...RATS Want the World!!
Means I'm...FReepin' fer what I KNOW is RIGHT!! LORD, Yeah!!
Hussein's BOMBED...now he's MIST!!
Slick Willie's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!! Let's WIN!!

(Conservativemusician, The BigMan, and DiscoDave on guitar)

Yes, I think, I KNOW...oh, where we're going...
Folks just want to be left alone!!
Well, now Hussein's DEAD...We'll Smite Again!!
And I'm FReepin' 'til Lib'rals, GO HOME!!

(chorus)
Hussein's Bombed...now he's Mist.
Chirac's Gone!! Lost his HEAD!!
Clinton's Gone!! Dubyuh's IT!!
Thy Lib'ral SCUM Shall Be Dissed!!

(Mudboy ticklin' the ivories...FiremanJohn on mandolin...take it away, CM!!)

Troops, Roll On!! Many miles from yer home,
FReep!! Put on yer blue facepaint!!
Patriots, you see, folks gotsta be free!!
Folks, somehow Right's got to carry on. LORD, Yeah!!

Hussein's Bombed...Now he's mist.
Chirac's's Gone...won't be missed.
Clinton's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!
Tyranny's Done...Right Vanguished IT!!

FReepersUP...MUD

1 posted on 03/03/2003 6:58 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

Just over two centuries ago, our forefathers risked Life, Liberty, and their personal fortunes to stand up against an over-bearing and tyrannical government. Because of their courage and determination, the original Thirteen Colonies became what we now know as the United States of America. Therefore, our honored forebears were all-too-aware of the propensity for central governing bureaucracies to grow out of control. The writers of our Constitution, in an attempt to protect the citizenry from this eventuality, chose to enumerate our individual liberties in the Bill of Rights. The First Amendment includes "the right to free speech," which not only protected the individual's right to speak out against the government, but also enabled the Fourth Branch of Government--the Free Press, if you will--to flourish. For over two hundred years, this watchdog Media has turned over many rocks, exposing the dark under-belly of American politics...UNTIL NOW!!

Recently occupying the Oval Office at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, was a small petty man, heading a vast criminal conspiracy. Bill Clinton most certainly committed multiple felonies and obstructed justice in the Monica Lewinsky matter. A morally-weak, spineless Senate was not up to the task of removing him from office, making a mockery of our Legal System as the #1 Law Enforcement Officer in the land is master-minding a relentless attack on The Rule of Law; however, it is clear that Clinton is "Guilty" (beyond all reasonable doubts) of multiple felonies and SHALL BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE!!

Since escaping Justice in the Impeachment Trial, Mr. Clinton has been credibly accused of Violent RAPE by one nice woman, Ms. Juanita Broaddrick. Either this is a major slander against the good name of an innocent man...or else Bill Clinton raped and violently bit the lip of this young woman. If it wasn't true, don't you think the Rapist-in-Chief would have come out a bit more strongly in his own defense?!

Now, we come to find out the President of the United States is most likely guilty of TREASON, for accepting illegal foreign campaign donations from the Communist Chinese in exchange for basically offering a free run of our Nuclear Weapons Labs and authorizing high technology transfers through key Democratic National Committee contributors, Hughes and Loral. Corruption never ran as deep and as wide as is the case with this Administration!!

Yes, when it comes to brazenly flouting the laws and mores of this Country, this Clinton Cadre of Corrupt Communist Co-Conspirators is charting a new course. Yet, the blatantly Left-Wing Media can't find the time or the manpower to investigate/report the Truth about Slick Willie's Felonious Behavior, the "dark side" of the man who could violently rape a supportor and suggest as he left, "Better put some ice on that, baby!" No, our "Free Press" cannot even find it in themselves to report on the TREASON committed by Bill Clinton, in which each and every man, woman, and child in America is now significantly more at risk than 8 years ago, simply because Bill Clinton needed some illegal contributions to retain his tenuous hold on the reins of Power.

We've seen how ridiculous the Yugoslavian State-controlled Media Propoganda Machine looked in the recent conflagration in Kosovo...who amongst the Media Poltroons can explain to me the difference between Clinton's Media and Slobo's. Fortunately, the Network drones are becoming irrelevant!

If you want to help in reclaiming our Country from the Evil that occupies the Oval Office, here's the gameplan...

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. DE-PENSION. DISBAR. INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY. (COURT-MARTIAL FOR TREASON AND APPROPRIATE PUNISHMENT OPTIONAL)

Quite Sincerely,

MUD

96 posted on 09/21/2001 3:10 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim

BTW...Bear, stay safe down there in Nags Head, my FRiend!!

[jla]

Our country is strong, because it's foundation was built on faith. The majority of the folks know instinctively when things just aren't going as they should.

I have been thinking about something...perhaps we've been trying to affect real change the wrong way. We always look to change things, or elected rep's, from the top.
I was wondering if it might not be a better strategy if we conservatives focus our efforts mostly at the local and/or state level? Maybe we need to establish local roots, then grow out & up from that point.
It just still strikes me as very strange that so many folks, good, decent folks, have no rhyme nor reason of what's going on that directly, or indirectly, affects their lives.

We conservatives won the ideological battle long ago. Now we just have to get our friends & neighbors to quit working all those hours...worrying about their children's education...wondering how Mom will make do with spiraling drug cost.......we conservatives need to quit preachin', start actin', and own up to the fact that people we've elected are not getting the job done.

Ya know, it's not us that need to be reminded, but our elected rep's, of a little speech given some years ago.

There's an old man lying in a bed out in California, unaware of anything going on around him.
Dubya has campaign posters depicting himself & RR. Dubya had better start owning up to that privledge.

So? How many of you can honestly admit you're pleased with the current administration in the White House?
This country of ours survived 8 years of the Clintons, it can withstand 4 or 8 more...though it may very well go thru living Hell doing so.

Ronald Reagan handed us the map...it's only our fault if it's course isn't followed.

[Mudboy Slim]

Freedom

Our forefathers knew so well
that slavery is a living hell
so they set out to be free
to make this a land of liberty

It took awhile to get it right
did it cause the North and South to fight?
even then we were not all free
on that we can all agree

We were warned to be vigilant and wise
for enemies will come in disguise
our freedom their lives have bought
beware! beware! of alien thought

We were fortunate to have such men
as Franklin, Henry and Jefferson
Washington, Lincoln, John Hancock
those of Boston at the dock

Ah, liberty! What a delicious word
they pursuit was superb
their honor was not for sale
proof of that was Nathan Hale

There were others who guided our way
against those "who are beasts of prey”
never before in the history of man
were all men free in a single land

Copyright(c)1999 By John J. Lindsay. All Rights Reserved
October 5, 1980


205 posted on 12/13/2001 9:13 PM EST by poet

[Mudboy Slim]

Chi-Com Spies!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Lyin' Eyes")

Lib'ral Pols just seem so gawl-durned squirrelly...
SlickWillie's Whore'd says, "Trust the Commies' Bile!!"
Effete ol' men, will go now to the Jury...
They'll fess up and disgrace Left's Elite Style.
Late last night, most DemonRATS felt lonely...
Reckon every Dolt knows Clinton isn't Right!!
And it breaks MUD's heart to think RATS' love is only...
Given to Dem folks who stand fer Rape and Vice!!
So RATS tell Slick they must Vote NOW fer their Country...
To support their Nation that the Left's torn down...
But Slick knows where RATS're goin' as they're leavin'...
Left is headed for the FReepin' side of town!!

{start_of_chorus}
You can't hide yer ChiComSpies!!
Yes...Left's Vile and lost, passion-wise!!
I thought by now RATS'd realize...
There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!

On the other side of town, Mudboy is waitin'...
With fiery eyes and dreams no RAT shall steal!!
He types on through the night, anticipatin'...
'Cuz Slick makes MUD FReep away RATS' sleazy schpiel!!
Left rushes to Slick's arms, they'll fall together!!
MUD whispers that Bill's goin' to be tried!!
RATS swear that soon they'll be comin' back, emboldened...
MUD laughs away and sings "McAuliffe's FRIED!!"

RATS can't hide their ChiComSpies...
And Slick's guile is a thin disguise!!
I thought by now Left'd realize...
There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!

RATS, wake up and pour yerself a strong one...
You know now that Left's Stars just keep on LYIN'!!
Come Join the Right...We're gonna FReep the Wrong Ones!!
Slick's bed is made...we'll hang him fer his crimes!!
Left wonders how it ever got this crazy...
RATS think about the dreams they dreamed in school.
Did Left get tired or were RATS always crazy?!
They're so far gone, Left seems just like they're fools!!
My, oh my, RATS sure seem now like deranged things...
Press set it up so well, so carefully...
Ain't it funny how Left's new life didn't change things
Left's still the SocialistShills they've always been!!

RATS can't hide their ChiComSpies...
And Slick's guile is a thin disguise!!
I thought by now Left'd realize...
There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!

MudboySlim (GOP Tsunami +12hours)

325 posted on 11/06/2002 4:27 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

Reposted 12hours before the Isabel Tsunami...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Dancin' With Soddom!!"
(To be sung to TheBOSS's "Dancin' In the Dark!!")

I'm fed up ev'ry evening...
Networks ain't got nothin' fer me!!
We wake up ev'ry morning...
Can't go to bed...FReepin' Fer the FRee!!
Nation's Gotta Git Inspired!!
Man I'm just tired and bored with myself
Hey there, FReepers, we could use just a little help!!

You can't start a fire
You can't start a fire without a spark
FReedom Inspires!!
DemonRATS're just Dancin' with Soddom!!

JUSTICE keeps getting nearer...
RushLimbaugh's on and I'm groooovin' 'round the Cave!!
Dru checks his look in the mirror...
We wanna change tax codes...WE Care!! WE Save!!
Folks, Slick ain't going nowhere!!
Slick's just waiting to git dumped like $#!+!!
We're bound to GitJustice sometime...
FReepers, I just know that We're IT!!

You can't start a fire
You can't start a fire without a spark
FReepers, Left's Tired...
The Bossman's just Dancing With Soddom!!

We sit around getting Bolder...
There's a yoke here called "Fear"...'tis Anti-Liberty!!
We'll Take This World ON Our Shoulders...
Come on, Dubyuh, Let's Make Folks FRee!!

Stay on the FReeps of this town
and they'll be carving you up alright
They say you gotta stay hungry
hey baby I'm just about starving tonight
I'm dying for some action
I'm sick of sitting 'round here trying to write this book
I need a love reaction
come on now baby gimme just one look

You can't start a fire sitting 'round crying over a broken heart
Yes...MUD's fer Hire!!
DemonRATS're just Dancing With Soddom!!
Left can't start the fire worrying about their Lib'ralWorld falling apart!!
Mudboy's fer Hire!!
FReepers, Left is just dancin' with Soddom!!
FReepers, RATS're just prancin' fer Soddom!!
Springsteen is just dancin'...got no smarts!!
The Bossman's just dancin' like a dork!!
Yea baby...

Mid...MUD

743 posted on 03/12/2003 12:05 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

[jla]

I'll be in touch.
We're going to do something about these obsecene property taxes here in Chesterfield Co.
Lee Ware is a very fine state assemblyman.

[poet]

Hi Mud, Thanks for re-posting my poem. The forces of evil( (the liberal leftist democrats) are afoot here in CA. The socialists/commies from the 60s have control of all political positions. I call them F.U.R.P.s, they are People From Under The Rocks .

The people are caught up in Arnold's celebrity and are ignoring the fact that he is just another republican in name only (they are offended by the term RINO). I don't include Arnold among the forces of evil, however, he is all style and no substance and just another me-too republican (small r).

Politicians are to Integrity what Water is to a Lit match.

Cynical? Not at all, I am a realist and will never vote for a moderate/liberal as the lesser of two evils because, it still leaves an evil.

FReegards

[poet]

Oops, F.U.R.P.s is From Under The Rocks People.

[Mudboy Slim]

"...perhaps we've been trying to affect real change the wrong way. We always look to change things, or elected rep's, from the top. I was wondering if it might not be a better strategy if we conservatives focus our efforts mostly at the local and/or state level? Maybe we need to establish local roots, then grow out & up from that point. It just still strikes me as very strange that so many folks, good, decent folks, have no rhyme nor reason of what's going on that directly, or indirectly, affects their lives."

The problem is that we've allowed our Country to cede soooo much power to the Feds over the years...think about it, what isn't too large or too small fer the Feds to get involved in today?! Nuthin'!! We need to convince folks on both the Left and the Right that placing all their marbles in the Federal coffers is a bad thing. Fer instance, NooYawk and many of the NE states are consistently paying much more in Federal taxes than they get back from the Feds, so why the heck don't they agree to substantially curb the Fed's reach/tithe and start implementing their beloved Socialist schemes at the State level? If socialized medicine is such a great goal, why don't they implement it at the State level and watch as companies and labor talent migrate back within their borders? Likewise, more libertarian-minded States would gravitate towards less State taxes and less State services and let the people vote with their feet!!

"We conservatives won the ideological battle long ago."

Have we though?! Is that battle EVER fully "won"?! Fact is, the Federal Leviathan is growing at a greater pace now--with a GOP controlled Congress and White House--than it was with Clinton and the DemonRATS runnin' the place!! Seems Dubyuh didn't get the message of why he was sent to the Oval office in the first place!!

"...we conservatives need to quit preachin', start actin', and own up to the fact that people we've elected are not getting the job done."

Makes a relatively loyal GOP voter like myself start to see the wisdom of the third-party practitioners, doesn't it?! Then again, it seems like we've worked so hard for so long to get the GOP into its present seat of power to cede that power over to the RINOs just now...so how do we get our representatives to do our bidding and start scaling back the Federal Leviathan?!

"Ya know, it's not us that need to be reminded, but our elected rep's, of a little speech given some years ago."

Which one was that?! The Gipper's had so many great ones.

"There's an old man lying in a bed out in California, unaware of anything going on around him. Dubya has campaign posters depicting himself & RR. Dubya had better start owning up to that priviledge."

Agreed...I personally like Dubyuh and respect his guts in sticking to his guns regarding the War on Terrorism; however, he's lost his bearings vis a vis domestic policy. We need to regain that there "Vision Thing" that Reagan and Gingrich had, but Dubyuh's daddy never grasped!! Namely, we must undertake a generation-long QUEST to devolve Power from the Federal Leviathan while empowering States, Localities, Neighborhoods, Families, and Individuals!! Enforce the 9th and 10th Amendments to the Constitution and get the Federales outta the business of controlling every aspect of our lives!!

"So? How many of you can honestly admit you're pleased with the current administration in the White House? This country of ours survived 8 years of the Clintons, it can withstand 4 or 8 more...though it may very well go thru living Hell doing so."

BLECCCHHHH!!! No way I'm gonna sit back and let the HildaBeast win an election and let her and that Rapist BA$+ARD hubby of hers back in the White House!! This battle must be won in the Republican Party, imho, so as to make Dubyuh's second term much more productive--on the domestic front--than his first. I believe our good friend Eric Cantor could be of assistance in this endeavor...and George Allen would probably share our vision...that's a start.

"Ronald Reagan handed us the map...it's only our fault if its course isn't followed."

Yep...we need to let our representatives know why we're pissed off at Dubyuh's Milquetoast Moderate Domestic Agenda before its too late. Between now and November 2004, a new course must be set so that January 2005 will constitute the beginning of our fulfilling a New Mandate...a Reaganesque Mandate!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"The people are caught up in Arnold's celebrity and are ignoring the fact that he is just another republican in name only (they are offended by the term RINO). I don't include Arnold among the forces of evil, however, he is all style and no substance and just another me-too republican (small r)"

Yep...I'm glad I don't have to vote in that election 'cuz the choices are grim...California's really gone downhill and I don't think anybody as devoid of principle as Arnold is gonna be able to make the principled choices required to pull that state up by its bootstraps!!

"I am a realist and will never vote for a moderate/liberal as the lesser of two evils because, it still leaves an evil."

Although I've voted Reagan/Bush/Bush(holding nose)/Dole(holding nose)/Bush(crossing fingers) at the presidential level, I respect your principles. The GOP takes us PrincipledRightWingers fer granted at every turn it seems. I wish they would get it thru their thick skulls that there are many of us who would crawl accross broken glass to vote fer them if they would just endeavor to reign in the uncontrolled growth of the non-defense Federal spending!! With a Fed budget exceeding $2 Trillion, you'll never convince me that we couldn't cut the budget by 25% over 6-8 years!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

One hunnerd...MUD