Black XXI: "Come Together!!"

The MudCave ^ | 11 September 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Conspiracy Guy]

Thanks Sultan88.

[FBD]

That's a great poem on Katie Couric!
I can't stand that little snit.

[Mudboy Slim]

I ain't much fer Hokie-bashin', but found this on the Sabre.com and hadta share...

"The Hokie Chokie"
(To be sung to the "Hokie Pokie")

You put a cupcake in,
You pull a real team out,
You put a cupcake in
Another team that you can rout

You do the hokie chokie
And you slap your boys around

That’s why Frank Beamer pouts.

Seein' how my HOOs have lost two in a row this year and four-in-a-row to the Hokies, I gotta make hay while the sun's a'shinin'!!

WVU 28-VPI 7...MUD

[iceskater]

Too funny. I would share it with my boss but he is in mourning today due to last night's Va.Tech disaster.

[iceskater]

Excellent! Thanks for that.
Katie plucks my every last available nerve.

[Conspiracy Guy]

She is a lyin little troll.

[Mudboy Slim]

"...my boss...is in mourning"

I can bet...the Hokies haven't played anybody at all this season, but still got folks believing they were the 3rd best team in the Nation. I'll bet last night was quite an eye-opener fer a lotta folks. Wouldn't surprise me to see the Hokies drop outta the Top 10 altogether.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"She is a lyin little troll."

Yep...I espially like yer line "the little evil snit"...PERFECT!! I'm ashamed to haveta admit she's a fellow alumni from UVA...arrrggghhh!!

FReegards...MUD

[Conspiracy Guy]

It's not your fault that she soiled your school. Can you still smell the stench on campus?

[Mudboy Slim]

"Can you still smell the stench on campus?"

Only briefly after she's recently visited...LOL!! This coming weekend is Homecoming, so HOO knows if we'll see her or other shameful alumni such as Teddy Kennedy or Chuck Robb. Guess we gotta accept the Bad with the Good.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"DittoHeads Stand Behind El Rushbo!!"

"An overwhelming 95% of the sample agreed that "Rush is human, he has made mistakes, and is entitled to a second chance with a clean slate." And more than 99% of those surveyed said they expected the show to be just as good if not better when Limbaugh returns. Limbaugh continues to inspire enormous trust among his listeners. When asked to rate on a scale of one to 10 how much trust they "usually have" in Limbaugh (one being "no trust" and 10 being "complete trust") roughly half of those questioned put him at 9 or 10. His mean score among the entire sample was an impressive 8.2. When respondents were asked how much they will trust Limbaugh when he returns to the airwaves, the numbers were virtually identical."

This has gotta irk the Lib'rals...MUD

[iceskater]

She isn't going to be coming to UVA. She would have to associate with the vast unwashed. Definitely not her cup of tea.....Besides, Virginia is still too conservative for her (despite Mark Warner, Tim Kaine, et. al.)

[Conspiracy Guy]

Get a HAZMAT suit. The filters will keep the stench to a bearable level.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Do I need to add this to the thread? I posted it on a few threads when I wrote it. But didn't do a vanity.

Never Forget

A pretty autumn morning,
The sky so clear and blue.
But soon the peace was shattered,
They hit the towers two.
Our Pentagon assaulted,
Americans were killed.
Some heroes saved one target,
By crashing in a field.
It seems like it just happened,
It’s been two years today.
So take a solemn moment,
I hope that most will pray.
God bless our troops and leaders,
Give guidance to us all.
For only with your blessing,
Will this great evil fall.

Flurry 9/11/2003

[Mudboy Slim]

"120,000 Petition Bush: BRING CLINTONS TO JUSTICE!!"

"...while most who'd like to move on hope ignoring Bill and Hillary will do the trick, a hearty minority say America suffers from a case of "justice interruptus" - that the former first couple were demonstrably guilty of crimes but timid prosecutors failed to do their jobs. Nearly 120,000 such citizens have petitioned the Bush administration to do something about this lingering affront to the nation's judicial system"

Vuja de all over again...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Virginia is still too conservative for her..."

Good fer US...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"God bless our troops and leaders,
Give guidance to us all.
For only with your blessing,
Will this great evil fall."

Beautiful work, my FRiend...thanks fer sharing!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Great Compilation of Clinton Cadre Crimes!!"

Whence Comes Justice?! Is Ashcroft simply not up to the job to which he was appointed?!

Quite Sincerely...MUD

[Conspiracy Guy]

Some people think I'm too rhymey. I say that is because I write lyrical poems. Thanks.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Some people think I'm too rhymey."

"Not to worry," MUD said to Flurry.
To fight Slick's Slime, Right's gotzta rhyme.

FReegards...MUD