Black XXI: "Come Together!!"

The MudCave ^ | 11 September 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Come Together!!"
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Come Together")

Here comes the RightWing...We been buildin' up slowly...
We got Dubyuh leadin'...got our troops a'rollin'!!
We got Rush on the Eee-eye-bee;
Mudboy Slim ain't jokin', Right's got RATS on their knees!!

Left fears the Righteous...Libs got whupped at the polls!!
RATS love RapistWillie...Slick kills little children!!
Left's all naive fools...braindead freaks.
One thing Right must tell Dems is folks gotzta be FRee!!
Come Together, Right NOW...in DeeCee!!

DemRATS're destructin'...Libs love Eeeee-vil Tyrants!!
Left's got zero morals...Left's RAT-spine's a crackin'!!
RATS got FReeped down becuz Right's FRee!!
Fight the A.N.S.W.E.R. Commies 'cuz we loathe Tyranny!!
Come together, Right NOW...help US FReep!!

Right!! Yo...

Keep rollin', Justice...we got Soddom runnin'!!
Next, git O. bin Laden and that bozo Clinton!!
We say, "One and one and one is three!!"
RATS think Slick's good-lookin', but in Jail, Slick Shall SQUEEEEEAL!!
Come together, Right NOW!! RE-IMPEACH!!

Oh...
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yea-eah-eahh!!
Come together...yea-eah-eahh!!
Come together...yeah!!

Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Mud Slide Slim And the Blue Horizon"
1971 - Warner Bros.
Songs:

Love Has Brought Me Around
You've Got A Friend
Places In My Past
Riding On A Railroad
Soldiers
Mud Slide Slim)
Hey Mister, That's Me Up On The Jukebox
You Can Close Your Eyes
Machine Gun Kelly
Long Ago and Far Away
Let Me Ride
Highway Song
Isn't It Nice To Be Home Again

Still can't find lyrics fer Mud Slide Slim yet...MUD

[Conspiracy Guy]

Thanks sultan88. I am a simple, plain spoken, country boy who loves my Country and everyone else who loves this Country.

[Conspiracy Guy]

I love "You've got a friend" even if Carole King wrote it. Carole wrote so many songs that were so special for us geezers.

[sultan88]

"Mud Slide Slim And the Blue Horizon"

Man, I owned this album way back when!! Sold it in a yard sale around 1986. But I don't recall the song "Mud Slide Slim"... regrettably.

[sultan88]

"I am a simple, plain spoken, country boy..."

But is Flurrette a FReeper and is she single? Sultan88 Jr (aka FReeper yankhater) would like to be introduced. LOL

[Mudboy Slim]

"I am a simple, plain spoken, country boy who loves my Country and everyone else who loves this Country."

Then yer always welcome on the Black threads, my FRiend...

"Simple Man"
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Simple Man")

I ain't nuthin' but a simple man...Left calls me a redneck, reckon that I am...
But there's things goin' on make me mad down to the core!
I gotta work like Left's dawg...I'm enslaved to DeeCee...
Where crooked politicians sell our Nukes to Chinese,
And I'm madder than Hell and I ain't gonna take it no more!
Reagan told our kids to, "Just Say No!"
But then Ol' Slick Willie jokes, "Let's have another toke!"
Tells us 'bout his briefs, then laughs while his intern goes down.
Well, if I had my way with this Apostle From Hope,
I'd take a big tall tree and a short piece of rope,
I'd hang 'im up high and let 'im swing 'til Ol' Slick steps down!

Well, you know what's wrong with the world today,
People done gone thrown their values away,
They livin' by the "Law of Slick Willie" not the "Law of the Land."
Well, the Good Book says it so I need no more proof...
"A Lie's still a Lie and the Truth's still the Truth."
Bill better watch what he's sayin', Law's closin' in on him,
Can't you Sheeple see it?! Slick's a Felon, man!!!

Now I'm the kinda man who wouldn't harm a mouse,
But if I ketch somebody breakin' in my house,
I gotta 12-gauge shotgun waitin' on the other side!
So don't go a pushin' me against my will,
I don't wanna fight ya but I durn sure will,
So if you don't want trouble you better just pass me on by!
Becuz as far as I'm concerned there ain't no excuse,
For Slick's Rapin', Mad Bombin', and Power Abuse,
But I gotta way to put an end to all that madness...
You just put them Lib'rals back on a boat,
Send 'em all First-class and make sure that it floats,
Send 'em all 'round the world and leave 'em wherever they like best!

Well, you know what's wrong with the world today,
People done gone put their Bibles away...
They livin' by the "Law of Bill Clinton" not the "Law of the Land."
Well, the Good Book says it, so I need no more proof,
A Lie's still a Lie and the Truth's still the Truth!
Bill better watch what he's sayin', we're closin' in on him...
Right's Hell-bent on Justice...Slick's a Traitor, man!!

Bill, watch where you're goin', Slim's just around the bend...
Mudboy's bent on Justice, you're just Hist'ry, man!!

MUDBOY SLIM

[Mudboy Slim]

Found it....

Mud Slide Slim

Mud Slide Slim and the Blue Horizon. Oh, Mud Slide, I'm dependent on you.
I don't know but I've been told, there's a time from time to time.
I can't eat, I can't sleep but I just might move my feet.
Cause there's nothing like the sound of sweet soul music to change a young lady's mind.
And there's nothing like a walk on down by the bayou to leave the world behind, whoa,
Mud Slide I'm depending upon you. Mister Mud Slide Slim and the Blue Horizon.

I've been letting the time go by, letting the time go by,
yes, I'm letting the time go by, letting the time go by.

I'm gonna cash in my hand and pick up on a piece of land
and build myself a cabin back in the woods.
Lord, it's there I'm gonna stay until there comes a day
when this old world starts to changing for the good.
Now the reason I'm smiling is over on a island on a hillside in the woods where I belong.
I wanna thank Jimmy, Jimmy, John, Nick and Laurie, the No Jets Construction
for setting me down a homestead on the farm, whoa, ooooo.

Mud Slide, I'm depending upon you. Mud Slide Slim and the Blue Horizon.
Night goes on and on, don’t want to come at all. Baby, baby, baby, I know.
Stoney Lee Blue Borne, picking on a fretless bass, yeah, yeah.
Oil slick, slipping and a sliding and a slapping on. Kootcheroo.

Love it...now I need the tune...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Could not find anybody named 'flurrette'"

Too bad...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Sorry, I snaked ya...MUD

[Conspiracy Guy]

Ah ha, I dug through my LP's last night and found it. I have to add a turn table to my stereo.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Flurrette is now Mrs Mc. She got married in Sep to her senior high school prom date. The are both college grads now and have a bright future. About Mr Mc I can truly say, "I gained a son". I knew he was the one the first time I met him 6 years ago. I could see it on Flurrette's face. Flurrette (Mrs Mc), Mr Mc, and Flurry Jr are all conservative but I haven't managed to get them freeping yet. But it will come. Sultan88 Jr (yankhater) will find his Mrs Yankhater when he least expects it. I pray he'll be as lucky as Mr Mc.

[Conspiracy Guy]

I right parodies too but not much lately. That one is good.

[Conspiracy Guy]

She ain't freepin yet and I guess ..sniff.. I need to change the name to Mrs Mc. Walked her down the aisle Sep 19.

[sultan88]

"Flurrette is now Mrs Mc...."

All my best to the happy young couple! And congrats!

[Landru]

OK, I listened to *the* tape, bucko.
Very similar to a couple of the tapes you'd sent me in the past, especially familiar were the equalization problems which nagged you on your earlier recordings. :o)

And I'd have thought -- by now -- you'd have acquired a karaoki box {sp?} for removing existing song tracks.
Would go a long way toward cleaning everything up some, y'know.

OK so tell me, who else has had the priveldge of hearing these fine works of yours, in case I need to consult with somebody?

In any event I now know precisely what you've been up to with that fertile mind (& infinite talent(s)) of yours.

So what was it you needed from me, again?

...besides a sympathetic ear. {g}

[Conspiracy Guy]

Thanks

[Mudboy Slim]

"Very similar to a couple of the tapes you'd sent me in the past, especially familiar were the equalization problems which nagged you on your earlier recordings. :o)"

That's 'cuz these are all from my old recordings...yer right, I need to get the production quality improved before I subject others to the songs...)8^D!!

"And I'd have thought -- by now -- you'd have acquired a karaoki box {sp?} for removing existing song tracks. Would go a long way toward cleaning everything up some, y'know."

I've actually got a karaoke machine for doing just so; however, I had switched gears towards trying to record the original music fer awhile. Might haveta play with the karaoke machine and see what I can produce.

"OK so tell me, who else has had the priveldge of hearing these fine works of yours, in case I need to consult with somebody?"

Nobody who frequents this website, my FRiend...you've reconfirmed my gut feeling to keep it that way...LOL!!

"So what was it you needed from me, again?...besides a sympathetic ear. {g}"

Nuthin' really...your assistance is greatly appreciated...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Right Side of the Tunes"
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Brain Damage/Eclipse")

Sex Lunatic EX-President...a Miscreant EX-President...
Those phone sex games and semen stains can't stand!
Got to make Bill Clinton feel our Wrath!!

Young intern kneels in Bill's Hall...EX-President is lookin' small...
The Networks know their Vile Creation's just a Whore...
But every day, they enable Slick still more!

But soon their dam'll break open...many Libs'll be ruined...
While GOOD Leaders rule upon the Hill.
And when the Left implodes...the World will start anew...
I'll see you on the Right Side of the Tunes!

EX-President has lost his head...Slick's debauchery we can't accept!
We'll raise a Cain, we'll force "The Change"...
We'll rearrange those Lib'ral's brains!!
We'll storm the doors...Bill's got no files on me!
Clinton shall die in chains...he shant go free!!!

So, if your heart hurts, you can't trust your own ears...
You sing out but no one seems to hear!
Those DemonRATS promote Slick's lifestyle...RAT Party LIES in ruins!
Please join me on the Right side of the Tunes...

[Eclipse]

Slick lies so much...Slick lies with ease...
It leaves a bad taste...Monica kneels...
She was in love...while Bill masturbates...
Slick's rosie palm...fraudulently raised!

To all you Libs...it ain't a big deal...
All Lib'rals lie, beg, borrow and steal!!!

Left can't create...Left just destroys...
Socialist fools...they'll learn someday.
The Leftist Elites...are totally Effete!
Come join the Right...we're winning the fight!
We'll devolve Power...Bureaucracies GONE...
All this will come...with Liberty under man's Law...yes, it's true!
The Lib'ral Lie exposed by our Tunes...

Mudboy Slim

1 Posted on 07/14/1999 00:25:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"I'm Gonna Be Rush Limbaugh!!"
(To be sung to Travis Tritt's "I'm Gonna Be Somebody")

Mudboy played his guitar 'gainst Slick's LeftWing Sacred Cows...
Folks, it's hard for a PoorBoy to find the Money!!
MUD Loved Persperation, he had Pure Heart and Soul.
Mudboy knew he was born to sing!!!!

Sheeple said, "Get a Real Job...Support Yer Family...
'Cuz there's No Future in them songs yer singin'!!!"
Ol' MUD never said a word, that FReeper just kept goin'...
Late at Night, Deaf Could Hear MUD sing!!! MUD said...

(FReeperGal CHORUS)
I'm gonna be somebody!!!
One of these days...Right's gonna break Left's Chains!!!
I'm gonna be like Ronnie...someday!!!
You can bet your hard-earned dollar I will!!

The Road Was a Struggle, took him six years to the top...
But now MUD's Number One on Eee-Eye-Bee Radio...
Still can't believe how FReepers come from miles around...
When it seemed like only yesterday...MUD was sayin'...

"I wanna be Rush Limbaugh!!!
One of these days...We'll just erase Left's Shame!!
I'm gonna be like Dubyuh...someday!!!
You can bet yer hard-earned dollar I will!!"

Mudboy played Right's HO'Down, one full moon July night...
MUD saw his boy out in the front row...singin'...
It's MUD's pride'n'joy--JakeyBoy--with same Ol' Hungry Eyes...
Looked up at Daddy and sang...

"I'm gonna be like Daddy!!!
One of these days...We'll just erase Left's Shame!!
I'm gonna be Rush Limbaugh...someday!!!
You can bet yer hard-earned dollar I will!!"

You can bet your hard-earned dollar I will.

MUD

290 posted on 11/20/01 10:33 PM Eastern by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

300...MUD