[Fawnn]

I am not a Brat Fawn!

We've gotta do what we're good at, I guess. (And I'm much better at bombarding this place with posts -- and being a brat, which is one of the more polite ways I've been described -- than I am at tearing off baseboards, so Gramma's out of luck. ... Actually, I tried working with her, but then she told me that a broken fingernail doesn't qualify as a workman's comp claim and, I mean, who could work under those terms!?)

[Brad’s Gramma]

Oh for Pete's sake.