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USO Canteen FReeper Style ~ Pancakes on Wednesday ~ 10 September 2003
Canteen FRiends ~ Radix
Posted on 09/10/2003 2:25:29 AM PDT by Radix
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
Great morning, thanks to you and the Canteen! Hope your day goes fine!
To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
Good morning, Tonk. How's it going?
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posted on
09/10/2003 4:05:08 AM PDT
by
E.G.C.
To: Kathy in Alaska; MoJo2001; LindaSOG; LaDivaLoca; bentfeather; beachn4fun; Ragtime Cowgirl; ...
From the men in the Military and the Canteen
To: tomkow6
Good Morning Tomkow! That's a great "Feeble Attempt"!
Watch out for the FULL MOON tonight! LOL!
To: All
Good Morning everybody! Good Morning troops! Here is my humor attempt for the day.
Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. "What are those knives doing in your car?" asked the officer.
"I juggle them in my act."
"Oh yeah?" says the cop. "Let's see you do it." So the juggler starts tossing and juggling the knives.
A guy driving by sees this and says, "Wow, am I glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're making you do now!"
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posted on
09/10/2003 4:13:18 AM PDT
by
minor49er
(A dream with a cat in it, is a sweet dream!)
To: MeeknMing
Good Morning Meek! I saw geese flying south yesterday and it made me think of you. Hang in there, the cooler weather won't be too far away!
To: All
To: SouthernHawk
Good Morning Southern Hawk!
Have a great day!
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posted on
09/10/2003 4:15:28 AM PDT
by
minor49er
(A dream with a cat in it, is a sweet dream!)
To: minor49er
Good Morning!
I hope you are enjoying being back in school and you are learning a lot.
Thank You for taking time before school to help
our troops get some laughs with your humor posts.
To: SouthernHawk
"Watch out for the FULL MOON tonight!"
ROFLMAO!!!!!
To: E.G.C.
Good Morning E.G.C.
I'm doing great and hope you are also!
To: Ragtime Cowgirl; TEXOKIE; All
To: bentfeather
Little Blonde FReeper !!
She was so blonde...
She got stabbed in a shoot-out.
She told me to meet her at the corner of 'walk' and 'don't walk'.
She tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.
She tried to drown a fish.
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
If you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back.
They had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
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posted on
09/10/2003 4:26:14 AM PDT
by
tomkow6
(.........This Tag Line is expressly here for the purpose of having RADIX "borrow" it!)
To: minor49er
LOL ! ! ! You have been back to school for less then a week and you're already learning things like "don't drink and drive"! Good Morning Minor.
Have a great day!
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; tomkow6
LOL ! !(I thought of that when I read his "my kitty cat" is telling me it's time to go to bed!)
Sweet Dreams!
To: SouthernHawk
Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighborhood bar. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes with the officer quietly observing.
After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his own car which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a dry night), flicked the hazard flasher on and off, tooted the
horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as more patrons left in their vehicles. At last he pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive slowly down the street.
The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyzer test. To his amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me
to the Police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken." "I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy."
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posted on
09/10/2003 4:30:49 AM PDT
by
tomkow6
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To: SouthernHawk
So, you don't think my FatCat talkes to me??????
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posted on
09/10/2003 4:31:59 AM PDT
by
tomkow6
(.........This Tag Line is expressly here for the purpose of having RADIX "borrow" it!)
To: LindaSOG
Good Morning Linda! Hope that your day is not going the way that cat's day has been!!!! LOL
Have a really great day!
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posted on
09/10/2003 4:33:18 AM PDT
by
SouthernHawk
(Don't worry, Be happy (when your ripping somebody's face off) , Smile, you're a Goddess! !)
To: All
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posted on
09/10/2003 4:35:47 AM PDT
by
jriemer
(We are a Republic not a Democracy)
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