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Free, I refuse to get into a war of words with you.

I refuse to question your integrity just because you're a lawyer.

I refuse to mention your ill-temperedness.

I refuse to bring up the humiliating fact that you play chess.

I refuse to remind people that you voted for Jimmy Carter.

Be thankful I'm above such things and am going to ignore your taunts.

:-)

I refuse to question your integrity just because you're a lawyer.

ROFL!! Ah, well-timed too: I'm dealing with some liars today. (But hey, the Jimmy Carter thing is a low blow, albeit proof that you actually do read my posts!)

Lawyers and integrity:

A lawyer and a doctor get mixed up in a bad car accident with each other. Seeing that the doctor's shaken up, the lawyer walks over to his car, removes a flask, and offers the doctor a drink. The doctor thanks him and accepts.

They both console each other about what a near-death experience they've had and view their total wrecks of cars. The doctor hands the flask back to the lawyer and said, "You want some too, don't you?" The lawyer says, "No thanks. I'll wait until after the police come and leave."

Dear Thin Man:

Another long day at spelling school. But I'm beginning to think you're right...it might be mom's fault for always wanting to put words in my mouth...

Well..anyway...I'm rethinking my opinion of you.

Giz

P.S. But please be nicer to Aunt Free and Billie. They really are nice...REALLY REALLY.