[FreeTheHostages]

I refuse to question your integrity just because you're a lawyer.

ROFL!! Ah, well-timed too: I'm dealing with some liars today. (But hey, the Jimmy Carter thing is a low blow, albeit proof that you actually do read my posts!)

Lawyers and integrity:

A lawyer and a doctor get mixed up in a bad car accident with each other. Seeing that the doctor's shaken up, the lawyer walks over to his car, removes a flask, and offers the doctor a drink. The doctor thanks him and accepts.

They both console each other about what a near-death experience they've had and view their total wrecks of cars. The doctor hands the flask back to the lawyer and said, "You want some too, don't you?" The lawyer says, "No thanks. I'll wait until after the police come and leave."

[dutchess]

Lawyers and integrity

Cute story free!

[The Thin Man]

Lawyers and integrity:

That's a good one! It is a joke, isn't it?