[southernnorthcarolina]

Of course, what's really sad -- veering off topic about as far as possible, sorry -- is that my alma mater's athletic program has tanked to such an extent that I can only make fun of others. Watching UNC play Florida State last weekend was like watching someone go bear hunting armed with a hickory switch.

[Constitution Day]

...like watching someone go bear hunting armed with a hickory switch.

LOL... I didn't see all the game, but that is an apt description of what I did catch.

Don't feel too bad, at least UNC played a REAL team.
I went to NC State's season opener and we played Western Carolina U. [final score: 59-20]

Western Carolina?!? What's up with that?
Our parking spot was close enough to see the Jumbotron TV, so we ended up heading back to tailgate, drink beer AND watch the game [sort of].