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To: presidio9
Well, you sound like you know a lot more about the issue than I, so I'll buy into your solution.

All I know is that they are vile crap factories that ruin every place they move into.

Maybe we can make shooting the lethargic golf course ones more interesting by tatooing a few random ones with valuable prize notices.

That way, people will split their heads with 4-irons, looking for new Ford Explorer or a giant screen television.

11 posted on 09/03/2003 9:53:56 AM PDT by dead (Perdicaris alive or Raisuli dead!)
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To: dead
I used to kill canada geese on golf courses all the time until my course got a pair of border collies to drive them away. Before then we had so many that it was inevitible that sooner or later you were going to hit one and break a leg or a wing.
14 posted on 09/03/2003 10:03:18 AM PDT by presidio9 (Run Al Run!!!)
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To: dead
I live in New Jersey, where they'll jail you for killing the vermin.

It'll take an outbreak of some gooseshit disease killing a bunch of toddlers before they change that law.

16 posted on 09/03/2003 10:07:10 AM PDT by dead (Perdicaris alive or Raisuli dead!)
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To: dead
My golf club hired a couple Border Collies to solve its goose problem, and the new employees have done a magfificent job. ....Tirelessly chasing the little shit-factories away. And it appears they've stayed away.
19 posted on 09/03/2003 10:12:17 AM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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