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MMMMMMMM...Pancakes! While I'm working on this big stack of steaming hotcakes, here's a feeble attempt at humor (and wisdom) for the lurking troops. I just couldn't wait until Sunday to post it.

CHRISTIAN ONE LINERS

Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited-until you try to sit in their pews.

Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers.

It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.

People are funny, they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.

Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever.

Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.

The phrase that is guaranteed to wake up an audience: "And in conclusion."

If the church wants a better preacher, it only needs to pray for the one it has.

God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you?

To make a long story short, don't tell it.

If your left hand doesn't know what your right hand is doing, you should consider running for a job in Washington, DC.

Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

Peace starts with a smile.

I don't know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from?

A lot of church members who are singing "Standing on the Promises" are just sitting on the premises.

We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.

Outside of traffic, there is nothing that holds this country back as much as committees.

Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He'll clean them.

Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

Don't put a question mark where God put a period.

Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.

Forbidden fruits create many jams.

God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

God grades on the cross, not the curve.

God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!"

God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.

He who angers you, controls you!

If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats!

Prayer: Don't give God instructions - just report for duty!

The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.

The Will of God will never take you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.

We don't change the message, the message changes us.

You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.

Stay safe out there, troops. We're praying for you every day.
> The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails = 4
> given.

E X C E L L E N T ! ! !

LOL! There is a lot of wisdom in them thar (trying to sound like Tennessee) One liners!

Thanks for the great post! Hope you have a good day!

BOY!
Mr. Silverback, I didn't know there could be so much wisdom packed into a bunch of one-liners!
Thank you, sir!

Would you please repost these on Sunday's thread!
Great pearls of wisdom today and for Sunday.
Thanks!

Mr S, those one liners are great!! Thanks for sharing.

These are gems of wisdom, Mr. Silverback and worth passing around. Off to email.