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To: All; Pippin; LaDivaLoca; Fawnn
Good Morning everybody! Good Morning troops! I have about 40 minutes before I have to go to school, so I have some time to hang around. Here's my humor attempt:

A boy writes home hinting that he needs money:
Dear Father,

$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply ¢an't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love,
Your $on.

After receiving his son's letter, the father immediately replies by sending a letter back.

Dear Son,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love,
Dad


P.S. special messgaes to people I didn't get to answer last night.
Pippin-Thank's for telling me, maybe I'll see you around the canteen sometime. I hope your modem comes soon.
LaDivaLoca-I will help you with your hearing aid as soon as I can find you. With all the troops and canteeners in here, it is impossible to find people. And I will have a good day at school. I usually do.
Fawnn-A most interesting picture. A cat with it's lunch on it's back.
48 posted on 09/03/2003 4:25:22 AM PDT by minor49er (A dream with a cat in it, is a sweet dream!)
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To: minor49er
what?
49 posted on 09/03/2003 4:25:36 AM PDT by minor49er (A dream with a cat in it, is a sweet dream!)
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To: minor49er

156 posted on 09/03/2003 9:59:36 AM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (God Bless America and Our Troops Who Protect Her!)
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