To: All
Morning everyone! Yummy looking waffles you got there. I'll take 2 with bacon on the side for diipin' in my syrup! (Don't I wish -- doesn't fit on Atkins! HA!) Here's a bit of humor to start your day!
According to the internet: Students in Harvard English 101 class were asked to write a concise essay containing four elements: religion, royalty, sex and mystery. The only A+ in the class read "My God," Said the Queen, "I'm pregnant! I wonder who did it?"
107 posted on
09/03/2003 8:11:19 AM PDT by
StarCMC
(God protect the 969th in Iraq and their Captain, my brother...God protect them all!)
To: StarCMC
And one more before I'm off to my daughter ice skating class!
During Desert Storm, one of our co-workers was called to serve in Iraq. Upon his safe arrival back at work, we tied yellow ribbons around numerous trees and hung a huge sign that read "We missed you...thank God the Iraqis did too!"
Billie McCracken in the Humor in Uniform section of July 2003 Reader's Digest
111 posted on
09/03/2003 8:14:49 AM PDT by
StarCMC
(God protect the 969th in Iraq and their Captain, my brother...God protect them all!)
To: StarCMC
Good Morning Star! I really enjoyed the "flight" article from last night! That was very reassuring! Thanks for sharing that with the Canteen!
Hope you have a wonderful day!
To: StarCMC
Good morning StarCMC!
Have a great day!
To: StarCMC
The only A+ in the class read "My God," Said the Queen, "I'm pregnant! I wonder who did it?" Good day, Star! Very good bit of humor. Good for email.
266 posted on
09/03/2003 4:28:39 PM PDT by
Kathy in Alaska
(God Bless America and Our Troops Who Protect Her!)
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