1 posted on
09/01/2003 11:57:42 PM PDT by
miltonim
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To: miltonim
One way to find out...but it'll take three days to get the results.
2 posted on
09/02/2003 12:02:55 AM PDT by
RichInOC
(Is it October 7 yet?)
To: miltonim
This guy is fishing in the wrong pond. He should head to California.
To: miltonim
"I don't have such answers to life. I could be anywhere."
Doofus Doltus. This guy is as much Jesus Christ as I am.
4 posted on
09/02/2003 12:09:57 AM PDT by
jwh_Denver
(A source of alternative energy; the writers of the Constitution turning in their graves.)
To: miltonim
Only those who don't know their scripture would fall for that one! :0)
To: miltonim
Not once does he speak of the Father.
I'd saw absolutely not but I suspect most people would too.
6 posted on
09/02/2003 12:15:09 AM PDT by
PFKEY
To: miltonim
"..we have to think up a system that must do away with any egotistical thoughts. I'm the one who needs to form the future of mankind. Uhuh... "..egotistical thoughts. I'm the one ..."
7 posted on
09/02/2003 12:22:48 AM PDT by
thedugal
(Someone ping me when the shootin' starts...)
To: miltonim
"..we have to think up a system that must do away with any egotistical thoughts. I'm the one who needs to form the future of mankind. Uhuh... "..egotistical thoughts. I'm the one ..."
8 posted on
09/02/2003 12:25:12 AM PDT by
thedugal
(Someone ping me when the shootin' starts...)
To: miltonim
Rasputin.
11 posted on
09/02/2003 12:42:35 AM PDT by
fire_eye
To: miltonim
He wears thick socks under his sandals [...] and is indeed a dead ringer for the iconic images of Christ - beard and all.Only certified, Grade "A," USDA inspected wussybears wear "thick socks under their sandals."
Case dismissed. :)
13 posted on
09/02/2003 1:05:58 AM PDT by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
("The Clintons have damaged our country. They have done it together, in unison." -- Peggy Noonan)
To: miltonim; JohnHuang2; MadIvan; TonyInOhio; MeeknMing; itreei; jd792; Molly Pitcher; muggs; ...
Jesus of SiberiaHe May just be Jesus[IN]Siberia and they can keep him ! ......Jesus Christ the son of God the word manifest in the flesh he is not !
Just another in a long line of False Prophets !
17 posted on
09/02/2003 1:40:08 AM PDT by
ATOMIC_PUNK
("There are none so blind who will not see")
To: miltonim
keep
To: miltonim
When Jesus removes the Mosque on Temple Mount in Jerusalem, rebuilds the Jewish Temple in three days, and brings peace to all the earth, then I will believe.
To: miltonim
As Dire Straights said (or sang), "Two men say they're Jesus - one of 'em must be wrong . . . "
22 posted on
09/02/2003 5:23:24 AM PDT by
AnAmericanMother
(. . . there is nothing new under the sun.)
To: miltonim
This man is no Jesus. I KNOW Jesus and this is not him.
23 posted on
09/02/2003 5:35:59 AM PDT by
WKB
(3!~ ( You, Mississippi FReepers are about as exciting as a “turtle race... make that a Snail race”))
To: miltonim
Jesus of Siberia....not to confused with Jesus of Montreal.
25 posted on
09/02/2003 5:42:56 AM PDT by
PJ-Comix
To: miltonim
Was this guy in that Woody Allen movie, Bananas? Remember that scene where Woody Allen was dreaming about being carried on a cross thru narrow streets? Then suddenly the group of monks carrying him on the cross run into another guy being carried on a cross causing a traffic jam. Woody then gets a case of road rage and yells angrily at the other guy on the cross for causing the traffic jam. Now I am wondering if the other guy on the cross in that scene was Jesus of Siberia since he also has delusions of being a deity.
26 posted on
09/02/2003 5:47:01 AM PDT by
PJ-Comix
To: miltonim
27 posted on
09/02/2003 5:47:31 AM PDT by
Consort
To: miltonim
Could this be the son of God?
NO!
28 posted on
09/02/2003 5:48:26 AM PDT by
The Mayor
(God uses ordinary people to carry out his extraordinary plan. I am willing Lord, use me!)
To: miltonim
"As He (Jesus) sat on The Mount Of Olives, the disciples came to Him privately, saying, "Tell us, when will this be, and what will be the sign of Your coming and of the close of the age?"
"And Jesus answered them, "Take heed that no one leads you astray. For many will come in My Name, saying, 'I am the Christ,' and they will lead many astray. And you will hear of wars and rumors of wars; see that you are not alarmed; for this must take place, but the end is not yet. For nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom, and there will be famines and earthquakes in various places: all this is but the beginning of the birth-pangs."
"Then they will deliver you up to tribulation, and put you to death; and you will be hated by all nations for My Name's sake. And then many will fall away, and betray one another, and hate one another. And many false prophets will arise and lead many astray. And because wickedness is multiplied, most men's love will grow cold. But he who endures to the end will be saved. And this gospel of the kingdom will be preached throughout the whole world, as a testimony to all nations; and then the end will come."
(Matthew 24:3-14)
To: xzins; Corin Stormhands; RnMomof7; CCWoody; drstevej; Wrigley; miltonim
in order to unite them, we have to think up a system that must do away with any egotistical thoughts. I'm the one who needs to form the future of mankind." "we must think up"? - Hey Corin & Xzins - how long before Ma accuses this guy of being an Arminian? LOL
p.s. Love ya Ma !
It is absurd at best - God IS the system
...though sounds like he'd get along with ole' Joe Smith perdy good
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