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1 posted on 09/01/2003 11:57:42 PM PDT by miltonim
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One way to find out...but it'll take three days to get the results.
2 posted on 09/02/2003 12:02:55 AM PDT by RichInOC (Is it October 7 yet?)
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This guy is fishing in the wrong pond. He should head to California.
3 posted on 09/02/2003 12:08:17 AM PDT by Neanderthal
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"I don't have such answers to life. I could be anywhere."

Doofus Doltus. This guy is as much Jesus Christ as I am.
4 posted on 09/02/2003 12:09:57 AM PDT by jwh_Denver (A source of alternative energy; the writers of the Constitution turning in their graves.)
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Only those who don't know their scripture would fall for that one! :0)
5 posted on 09/02/2003 12:10:49 AM PDT by ETERNAL WARMING
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Not once does he speak of the Father.

I'd saw absolutely not but I suspect most people would too.
6 posted on 09/02/2003 12:15:09 AM PDT by PFKEY
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"..we have to think up a system that must do away with any egotistical thoughts. I'm the one who needs to form the future of mankind.

Uhuh... "..egotistical thoughts. I'm the one ..."

7 posted on 09/02/2003 12:22:48 AM PDT by thedugal (Someone ping me when the shootin' starts...)
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"..we have to think up a system that must do away with any egotistical thoughts. I'm the one who needs to form the future of mankind.

Uhuh... "..egotistical thoughts. I'm the one ..."

8 posted on 09/02/2003 12:25:12 AM PDT by thedugal (Someone ping me when the shootin' starts...)
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Rasputin.
11 posted on 09/02/2003 12:42:35 AM PDT by fire_eye
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He wears thick socks under his sandals [...] and is indeed a dead ringer for the iconic images of Christ - beard and all.

Only certified, Grade "A," USDA inspected wussybears wear "thick socks under their sandals."

Case dismissed. :)

13 posted on 09/02/2003 1:05:58 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("The Clintons have damaged our country. They have done it together, in unison." -- Peggy Noonan)
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Jesus of Siberia

He May just be Jesus[IN]Siberia and they can keep him ! ......Jesus Christ the son of God the word manifest in the flesh he is not !

Just another in a long line of False Prophets !

17 posted on 09/02/2003 1:40:08 AM PDT by ATOMIC_PUNK ("There are none so blind who will not see")
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keep
18 posted on 09/02/2003 1:51:05 AM PDT by GiovannaNicoletta
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When Jesus removes the Mosque on Temple Mount in Jerusalem, rebuilds the Jewish Temple in three days, and brings peace to all the earth, then I will believe.
19 posted on 09/02/2003 2:43:17 AM PDT by RonHolzwarth
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As Dire Straights said (or sang), "Two men say they're Jesus - one of 'em must be wrong . . . "
22 posted on 09/02/2003 5:23:24 AM PDT by AnAmericanMother (. . . there is nothing new under the sun.)
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This man is no Jesus. I KNOW Jesus and this is not him.
23 posted on 09/02/2003 5:35:59 AM PDT by WKB (3!~ ( You, Mississippi FReepers are about as exciting as a “turtle race... make that a Snail race”))
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Jesus of Siberia....not to confused with Jesus of Montreal.
25 posted on 09/02/2003 5:42:56 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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Was this guy in that Woody Allen movie, Bananas? Remember that scene where Woody Allen was dreaming about being carried on a cross thru narrow streets? Then suddenly the group of monks carrying him on the cross run into another guy being carried on a cross causing a traffic jam. Woody then gets a case of road rage and yells angrily at the other guy on the cross for causing the traffic jam. Now I am wondering if the other guy on the cross in that scene was Jesus of Siberia since he also has delusions of being a deity.
26 posted on 09/02/2003 5:47:01 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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27 posted on 09/02/2003 5:47:31 AM PDT by Consort
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Could this be the son of God?

NO!

28 posted on 09/02/2003 5:48:26 AM PDT by The Mayor (God uses ordinary people to carry out his extraordinary plan. I am willing Lord, use me!)
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"As He (Jesus) sat on The Mount Of Olives, the disciples came to Him privately, saying, "Tell us, when will this be, and what will be the sign of Your coming and of the close of the age?"

"And Jesus answered them, "Take heed that no one leads you astray. For many will come in My Name, saying, 'I am the Christ,' and they will lead many astray. And you will hear of wars and rumors of wars; see that you are not alarmed; for this must take place, but the end is not yet. For nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom, and there will be famines and earthquakes in various places: all this is but the beginning of the birth-pangs."

"Then they will deliver you up to tribulation, and put you to death; and you will be hated by all nations for My Name's sake. And then many will fall away, and betray one another, and hate one another. And many false prophets will arise and lead many astray. And because wickedness is multiplied, most men's love will grow cold. But he who endures to the end will be saved. And this gospel of the kingdom will be preached throughout the whole world, as a testimony to all nations; and then the end will come."

(Matthew 24:3-14)

29 posted on 09/02/2003 5:50:14 AM PDT by truthandlife
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in order to unite them, we have to think up a system that must do away with any egotistical thoughts. I'm the one who needs to form the future of mankind."

"we must think up"? - Hey Corin & Xzins - how long before Ma accuses this guy of being an Arminian? LOL

p.s. Love ya Ma !

It is absurd at best - God IS the system

...though sounds like he'd get along with ole' Joe Smith perdy good

30 posted on 09/02/2003 5:54:36 AM PDT by Revelation 911
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