How gay is your car? ("closeted" gay cars were the Audi A3, Chrysler PT Cruiser and Fiat Multipla.)

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[chance33_98]

How gay is your car?

A French website dedicated to gay motoring enthusiasts, Clubautorainbow as well as the Daily Telegraph gave the Peugeot 206cc the thumbs up for Gay Car of The Year.

The website says the winning qualities of the 206cc include originality, unconventionality and its design. Then of course there is also the fact that a lot of gay people have bought the little French drop-top.

The runner-up for the website's title was the MINI Cooper and the third prize went to the New Beetle. Other firm favourites in the running were the Smart City Coupé and Mercedes SLK.

Cars that were just "gay enough" were the BMW Z4, Jeep Wrangler, Porsche Boxster and the VW Golf.

Among the "closeted" gay cars were the Audi A3, Chrysler PT Cruiser and Fiat Multipla.

The Daily Telegraph's choice for the top gay car were also the topless Peugeot with the Smart, Mini Cooper, Mercedes SLK and New Beetle short on its heels.

According to the Telegraph heterosexual cars include the Lamborghini Murcielago, Ferrari Enzo and Alfa Romeos. The Renault Scenic and the Citroën C5 are apparently super-straight cars.

[Moonmad27]

Mazda Miata - do what you like with this information, but Weird Al Yankovic used to drive a red Miata. (And yes, he's straight.)

[Mr. Mojo]

Ford Bronco, as hetero as they come

The original yes, but not the Bronco II.

[HitmanLV]

Whew! Lucky I own a Saab!

[open mind-closed fist]

LOL. Blokes love my Jag.

I'll bet you could drive a rusted out '73 Pinto and guys would love your car!

[Gabrielle Reilly]

"I'll bet you could drive a rusted out '73 Pinto and guys would love your car!"

LOL.

I actually love rusted out cars, hot days and dirt roads... reminds me of my home in the Outback.

[Ford Fairlane]

All Porsches are gay. Either that or a very strong sense of male inadequacy

I protest - i had 4 at one time & there is no male inadequacy here, and I would prove it with pics but then I would surely be banned

I just like driving the best sports cars ever made - the fact that they are a babe magnet is an added bonus

for all you red blooded americans i also own my share of musclecars

[bigfootbob]

"I don't drive the Citroen anymore. I'm pretty sure I'd be shot at. I may just paint it yellow, put a white flag on the antenna and enter it in a demo derby."

Thanks. I just drenched my keyboard with tea flowing out of the nose! LOL

[muggs]

Chick PT cruiser owners are just Barry Manilow fans.

Some choice, gay or a Barry Manilow fan.

[Slings and Arrows]

Re the Geo Tracker: Is it me, or do most new cars these days look like Matchbox Cars?

[shaggy eel]

,,, I see the Renault Scenic is rated as a super straight car. They make a 4WD version that's a real knockout. Get onto this site and tell me what you think of the Renault Laguna wagon.

[Slings and Arrows]

Would a Hummer with the phrases "GAY GUY ON BOARD", "SAUSAGE SMUGGLER", "I LIKE MAN JUNK" or "VAG-ETARIAN" be considered gay?

It's called a "Hummer" - do the math. ;-)

[TC Rider]

I guess that Ford F-150 doesn't make the grade, TG!

Only for lesbians.

[Ford Fairlane]

now thats cool, i prefer the 58 imperial, but i cant find a pic right now

[LoneRangerMassachusetts]

I guess that Ford F-150 doesn't make the grade, TG!

Nah. We're talking the intelligensia here boy.

[NJJ]

My Chevy (SUV) Trailblazer has a Straight (in line) 6 engine. A great car.

[Ford Fairlane]

HUH?

Chevy hasnt made a straight 6 since the '80s

[natewill]

I didnt see anyone reference this website

What Your Car Says About You

This'll expound on the car-personality typing theory.

[kstewskis]

,,, I see the Renault Scenic is rated as a super straight car. They make a 4WD version that's a real knockout.

Oooooh, very nice!

Get onto this site and tell me what you think of the Renault Laguna wagon.

Hmmmm....that car has a bit too many curves for my liking.

Then again, I guess I'm just not it's type, LOL!

[Capriole]

I read a few years ago that lesbians do indeed own a disproportionate number of Subarus. And it surely is no coincidence that in recent years, Subaru chose as a celebrity endorser in its TV commercials . . . Martina Navratilova.

I know, this is so humiliating! I bought a Subaru Outback because I needed 4-wheel drive and wanted to haul a lot of junk around without getting the bad gas mileage of most SUVs, and I couldn't get an F-250 into the garage. I thought that Australian guy was the spokesperson, not Navratilova. Now I'm embarrassed. I've noticed some women smirking at me even though I definitely don't look like a lesbian. Putting a Stars-and-Bars sticker and my NRA sticker in the back windows didn't help much either. Somehow I have got to unload this thing, fond of it as I am, and come up with the $45K to get truck.