How gay is your car? ("closeted" gay cars were the Audi A3, Chrysler PT Cruiser and Fiat Multipla.)

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[chance33_98]

How gay is your car?

A French website dedicated to gay motoring enthusiasts, Clubautorainbow as well as the Daily Telegraph gave the Peugeot 206cc the thumbs up for Gay Car of The Year.

The website says the winning qualities of the 206cc include originality, unconventionality and its design. Then of course there is also the fact that a lot of gay people have bought the little French drop-top.

The runner-up for the website's title was the MINI Cooper and the third prize went to the New Beetle. Other firm favourites in the running were the Smart City Coupé and Mercedes SLK.

Cars that were just "gay enough" were the BMW Z4, Jeep Wrangler, Porsche Boxster and the VW Golf.

Among the "closeted" gay cars were the Audi A3, Chrysler PT Cruiser and Fiat Multipla.

The Daily Telegraph's choice for the top gay car were also the topless Peugeot with the Smart, Mini Cooper, Mercedes SLK and New Beetle short on its heels.

According to the Telegraph heterosexual cars include the Lamborghini Murcielago, Ferrari Enzo and Alfa Romeos. The Renault Scenic and the Citroën C5 are apparently super-straight cars.

[kstewskis]

for all you red blooded americans i also own my share of musclecars

So, now you gonna let us see? :D

[RadioAstronomer]

How about the Grand Prix

I too have a Grand Prix. (just had to get the HUD and supercharger) :-)

[Capriole]

The article is itself not offensive, but if you go on to the next page and see the beer ads for gays--Yuck.

[shaggy eel]

,,, maybe the Laguna's not for everyone. My daily transport is a 2000 Previa - a model not released in the US market.

[Pharmboy]

I wouldn't mind this one, I must admit...

[natewill]

Or This One

What Would Jesus Drive

[Cloud William]

I did a double-take when I first saw the new GM engine at a car show two years ago. Designed specifically for SUVs and trucks, the Vortec 4200 (4.2 liter) is an inline six - incredible but true. It'd make a sweet powerplant for an older Chevy pickup "restomod" project.

[kstewskis]

,,, maybe the Laguna's not for everyone. My daily transport is a 2000 Previa - a model not released in the US market.

I think Toyota is, and always will be, a terrific, dependable vehicle. That's a nice model. I miss my first two Toyota trucks.

(I went with little p/u's a long time ago...much more practical to haul around the camping gear, toys, ect...)

[Henrietta]

Well, it's got a big back door!

[FLAMING DEATH]

Here's a photo of my "car" taken on a recent trail ride.

I don't know. Is it gay?

(PS - That's me inside, wearing the red flannel shirt)

[DouglasKC]

Great, my boss just gave me his purple Special Edition Chrysler PT Cruiser with flames on the side. Now everyone is going to think I'm gay.

I'd pretend I was gay if my boss gave me a car! How did you wrangle that??

[TFMcGuire]

DON'T WORRY, NOT FAGGY---JUST EFFEMINATE.

ONE OF THE MOST POULAR CARS AMONG YOUNG LADIES. GRIN!

[RichInOC]

Well, unfortunately, I'm a guy...

[LOL!]

That was a neat little car to drive, though. Dark blue with gray interior, by the way. No foo-foo colors for me.

[Taxman]

Can you picture me in a 1965 GTO, sweetie?

You have FReepMail.

[TFMcGuire]

JUST KIDDING!

BUT IT IS TRUE!

tHEY LOVED THOSE SPORTY LITTLE CONVERTIBLES

[Ford Fairlane]

really - is the bellhousing pattern the same as the old 6's"? I might want to stuff one in a ChevyII.....

[Centurion2000]

No, but it is NAZI. Not as NAZI as the VW, but they're all EVIL. I say let's label all cars. Arnold drives a Hummer (H1 and H2) so it must be a RINO car. The F150 mentioned earlier is obviously cowboy.According to Rush the Yugo was a green car. The Toyota Prius is a RICH guys green car. Where else can we take this? ;^>

Well, this one would be the politically incorrect environmentally irreverent, gun toting survivalist 4X4 cargo transport vehicle of choice. (Not mine but really close. No scans of mine in the computer)

[Taxman]

Wait a few months and buy the 2004 GTO. It is a kick ass machine.

[Ford Fairlane]

cant right now - no web cam in the barn, but ive got a 68 fairlane 500 gt, a 73 charger 440 ('68 engine), '50 ford custom deluxe flathead v8,. 66 ford 3/4 ton 390 tri power (definitly not stock), '86 944, '72 914, '73 914, all right behind me at the moment, plus 90% of a dehavilland vampire (that may be sold if the check is good, i dont have the cash to fix or fly the thing %$*%$ the luck)

[fnord]

How gay is your car?

Please don't say Jaguar XK8, please don't ...