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GALLAGHER DAILY THREAD - 9/1/03
Gallagher Smash ^
Posted on 09/01/2003 1:49:23 PM PDT by Chancellor Palpatine
This thread is for those of us who love Gallagher and his solid program of reform for California, so if you are here to slam him on behalf of that hot dog media hound Gary Coleman, please just let us express our enthusiasm here without hearing your condescension or sarcasm. Save your slams at him for other threads - a vote for Gallagher IS NOT a vote for Huffington, much as you Coleman bots like to pretend your impure, vague pervert candidate say. We know he is a little behind right now, but he is the only one pure enough to justify our support.
TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Government; News/Current Events; Philosophy; US: California
KEYWORDS: gallagher; onfire; veggiesexual
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Gallagher's top ten campaign slogans
1. Finally a Governor you can get drunk with.
2. Gallagher, the other white meat.
3. Why settle for amateurs? California deserves a Professional comedian.
4. Hate politicians? Elect Gallagher. Screw em up. Screw em back.
5. I couldn't do worse and I'm only half as crooked.
6. No wonder tourism is down, if Gray Davis pitched a party would you go? California, the party state with the boring host.
7. Together we can screw the state.
8. California is a six pack. Lets finish it off.
9. Incompetence… Corruption... Selfishness… Continue the California tradition.
10. You've done crazier things.
11. A grass roots movement you can't stop from rolling
12. I don't know what I'm doing either.
13. Insanity that makes sense.
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs; montag813; EternalVigilance; ambrose; Poohbah; BlackElk; DoughtyOne
Tee hee.
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posted on
09/01/2003 1:51:38 PM PDT
by
Chancellor Palpatine
(if you can read this tagline, you're following too close)
To: Chancellor Palpatine
*cough* I should support a serial vegetable abuser?
No way. Short is beautiful.
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posted on
09/01/2003 1:52:36 PM PDT
by
thoughtomator
(Coleman 2003!)
To: Chancellor Palpatine
"Sledge-o-matic High Taxes!"
To: thoughtomator
You...you...PERVERT! I bet you loved Bill Clinton. Do you know the places where Gary Coleman's mouth has been? And you want him to be GOVERNOR OF YOUR STATE?
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posted on
09/01/2003 1:55:50 PM PDT
by
Chancellor Palpatine
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To: dubyaismypresident; Cultural Jihad
ping
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posted on
09/01/2003 1:56:48 PM PDT
by
Chancellor Palpatine
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To: Chancellor Palpatine
Never, you obscene animal filth! Only the divine Coleman -- blessed being, he; immaculately conceived, in perfection -- is truly worthy of the seat of power! ON YOUR DEGENERATE KNEES, DEPRAVED POLITICAL SWINE -- ! :)
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posted on
09/01/2003 1:56:48 PM PDT
by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
("The Clintons have damaged our country. They have done it together, in unison." -- Peggy Noonan)
To: Chancellor Palpatine
Pinging People for Ethical Treatment of Watermelons!
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posted on
09/01/2003 1:58:56 PM PDT
by
Rabid Dog
To: StatesEnemy; thoughtomator
Thankfully - someone else who agrees with me. Heck, if Gallagher drops out, I'm going ahead and voting for Huffington. Anything is better than that Coleman.
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posted on
09/01/2003 1:58:58 PM PDT
by
Chancellor Palpatine
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To: Chancellor Palpatine
Do you know the places where Gary Coleman's mouth has been?
Everytime I see Lil' Gary, I always think of some young actor who quit a popular TV series to go to college instead.
When asked why, re replied, "Five words: Gary Coleman, Mall Security Guard"
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posted on
09/01/2003 1:59:11 PM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(40 miles inland, California becomes Flyover Country!)
To: Chad Fairbanks
ping
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posted on
09/01/2003 1:59:34 PM PDT
by
Chancellor Palpatine
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To: Chancellor Palpatine
But Gary doesn't meet the California Governor Height Requirements.
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posted on
09/01/2003 2:03:28 PM PDT
by
Cultural Jihad
(borrowed stupid joke from someone else)
To: Cultural Jihad
LOL.
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posted on
09/01/2003 2:04:56 PM PDT
by
Chancellor Palpatine
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To: Chancellor Palpatine
I particularily like his plan to use helicopters to break up traffic jambs by airlifting the offending autos off the road.
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posted on
09/01/2003 2:04:59 PM PDT
by
annyokie
(One good thing about being wrong is the joy it brings to others.)
To: annyokie
Brilliance, sheer brilliance.
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posted on
09/01/2003 2:05:29 PM PDT
by
Chancellor Palpatine
(if you can read this tagline, you're following too close)
To: Cultural Jihad
But Gary doesn't meet the California Governor Height Requirements "
Park rules: you must be This Tall to serve as Governor of this state."
Ohhhhhhhhhh... it's a small, small worrrrrrlllllld after allllllllllllll... :)
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posted on
09/01/2003 2:06:07 PM PDT
by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
("The Clintons have damaged our country. They have done it together, in unison." -- Peggy Noonan)
To: Chancellor Palpatine
Haha no I want him to be governor of someone else's state =)
To: Chancellor Palpatine
We geniuses recognize each other, as you know.
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posted on
09/01/2003 2:07:08 PM PDT
by
annyokie
(One good thing about being wrong is the joy it brings to others.)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
I'll get you for that.....
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posted on
09/01/2003 2:10:07 PM PDT
by
Chancellor Palpatine
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To: thoughtomator
There would be a great comic relief factor.
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posted on
09/01/2003 2:11:28 PM PDT
by
Chancellor Palpatine
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