[JeepInMazar]

LOL. This is great. Now let's brainstorm as to what we can do in return to the French. If we all put our heads together we can create a lot of ideas in this thread. Hopefully, some of us will take a few of the ideas and run with them. Let's see what happens.

[dr_lew]

Now let's brainstorm as to what we can do in return to the French.

I have a feeling there might be a spate of crank calls to the land of the intercontinentals come morning drive time.

[Brandon]

That's easy -- send Chirac a C-130 loaded with calves' heads, with a note attached saying we heard from his fellow countrymen how much he likes them.

[weegee]

Some shock jocks ALREADY got Chirac himself. They conviced him that he got a phone call from Jerry Lewis. Jerry was not amused.

[KingNo155]

offer them false investments in snail and frog farms!

[RogueIsland]

Now let's brainstorm as to what we can do in return to the French.

I really don't think there is anything you could do to the French to make them look more absurd and idiotic than they already do.

[7thson]

I recommend what Col. Hunt said one night during the start of the Iraq campaign. Drop an "oops" bomb on them!

[mtbopfuyn]

Why bother with such an irrelevant country? I'll just continue ignoring them. They don't exist, they don't get my purchasing power.