[dr_lew]

Now let's brainstorm as to what we can do in return to the French.

I have a feeling there might be a spate of crank calls to the land of the intercontinentals come morning drive time.

[JeepInMazar]

Here is our list so far (all of these are from others on this thread:

I have a feeling there might be a spate of crank calls to the land of the intercontinentals come morning drive time.

That's easy -- send Chirac a C-130 loaded with calves' heads, with a note attached saying we heard from his fellow countrymen how much he likes them.

Some shock jocks ALREADY got Chirac himself. They conviced him that he got a phone call from Jerry Lewis. Jerry was not amused.

offer them false investments in snail and frog farms!

I really don't think there is anything you could do to the French to make them look more absurd and idiotic than they already do.

Any more?