[Ichneumon]

[Go paperless. There is a lot of merit behind that suggestion.]

You obviously don't do most of your reading on the Lazyboy.

You obviously don't own a laptop computer. ;-)

[Russian Sage]

You obviously don't do most of your reading on the Lazyboy.

You obviously don't own a laptop computer. ;-)

Had one; tried that; no good. Maybe if I ever learned to use them stupid finger pads...