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To: prarie earth
 
Must double as a time machine.

19 posted on 08/28/2003 9:03:44 AM PDT by scott7278 ("If I'm not back by dawn -- call the president.")
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To: scott7278
Actually the guy in the bowtie was given a viagra at the start of the trip and was told that a naked Anna Kornikova was waiting for him at the top of the mountain. After the first mile, he had discarded the scooter in favor of sprinting. The joke was on him though. It was actually Helen Thomas waiting for him and his viagra. A joke obviously fostered from the internet site freerepublic.com
24 posted on 08/28/2003 9:12:24 AM PDT by blackdog ("Take the time to taste every sandwich" -Warren Zevon, 2002)
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To: scott7278
I thought the guy was going to start making cherry coks from the soda fountains at the top..
28 posted on 08/28/2003 9:16:06 AM PDT by prarie earth
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To: scott7278
"Paging Les Nessman. Paging Les Nessman. Please pick-up the white courtesy phone.."
49 posted on 08/28/2003 10:45:52 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Ain't Skeered...)
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