Fess up, boys-- stuff about men.

08-28-03 | by everybody who's ever had to deal with guys

[Non-Sequitur]

Stolen from Rita Rudner.

They're all from Rita Rudner.

[Snowy]

Stolen from Rita Rudner.

#38 too.

[austinTparty]

Nothing so sexy as a man who knows how to cook...

[ladtx]

8. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.

Dunno about this one. I hate phones. I would almost rather have an axe handle taken to me than have to carry or talk on one.

[Grim]

The idiot decided to pour liquid oxygen on his charcoal grill. STUPID!

Actually, these guys did it on purpose, as an experiment.

Hey, it's a guy thing! You wouldn't understand.

[Treebeard]

Can we RELAX about the sourcing? I thought it was funny as hell and have no idea wtf Rita Rudner is anyway.

Between the "stolen from" group and the "already posted here" morons, the Prudence Pinchfaces are stealing FR. (and I stole Prudence Pinchface from another FReeper, so THERE!)

[12B]

This is where the other guy puts his thumb over the end of the beer bottle and sprikles a little beer on the fire.

[mhking]

The idiot decided to pour liquid oxygen on his charcoal grill.

NOT an idiot! A smart man who wanted to cook quickly!

[SauronOfMordor]

I remember that pick from my science class! The idiot decided to pour liquid oxygen on his charcoal grill. STUPID!

I read the article a while back. The guy (George Goble) knew exactly what would happen (which is why, as you'll notice, he attached the LOX container to a loooong piece of wood) and wanted to film himself having fun

[Non-Sequitur]

Hey, lighten up. They're ALL from Rita Rudner, they're ALL funny (and true), and I don't think that the source matters at all other than the fact that it gives credit where credit is due. And I don't think that you stole anything. I saw these in an email a couple of years ago.

[Mr. Jeeves]

People always criticize the really good scientific experiments...LOL!

[Treebeard]

On #26 re. the 3 kinds of lettuce thing, the converse for females should be something like:

Rate his flatulence, with a numeric score written on a card, like in the Olympics, and he'll know you're serious. Give him a 9.9 and he'll love you forever :)

[LouD]

The idiot decided to pour liquid oxygen on his charcoal grill

Never mind the explosion - What I want to know is was the steak lightly charred on the outside, and pink (but warm) on the inside? I once "grilled" a steak with a propane torch; It worked well, but this LOX thing provides a much better floor show, sort of like "Bananas Foster" meets "Die Hard."

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

Very funny stuff - thanks. : )

[LouD]

Give him a 9.9

Just my luck - I married the East German judge...

[bird4four4]

Where does one purchase liquid oxygen? Isn't that what lifts the space shuttle?

[Treebeard]

There are a couple situations where the LOX thing wouldn't work. The one that comes racing to mind is the nudist neighborhood about 30 miles up the road that has a chili cookoff/barbecue every year.

A little LOX in that venue would change a barbecue to a weiner roast pretty quickly.

[4mycountry]

Hey, nice to see ya, buddy! :)

[Hatteras]

Men don't run their yaps as long as women. Evident by the fact that this woman had to post twice as many rules as the other thread.

[LexBaird]

Naaa. Some of us just know how to prepare really good meals.

Really good meals do not involve three types of lettuce. They involve three types of meat.