On #26 re. the 3 kinds of lettuce thing, the converse for females should be something like:
Rate his flatulence, with a numeric score written on a card, like in the Olympics, and he'll know you're serious. Give him a 9.9 and he'll love you forever :)
32 posted on 08/28/2003 9:04:12 AM PDT by Treebeard