[zarf]

Keebler elf?

[montag813]

Stock and Nasdaq was hit hard. Explosion apparently OUTSIDE office

[pgyanke]

Apparently it's chic to be an American terrorist again...

[Constitution Day]

http://www.chiron.com/

[montag813]

Chiron is a top biotech company, FYI. They all do animal testing, of course.

[Steve_Seattle]

Is this a joke, or a real story?

[Bikers4Bush]

It's time to start shooting these little elf turds.

[lelio]

AP Wire story:

Three small blasts near Chiron plant in Emeryville
Associated Press

Emeryville - Three explosions jarred Emeryville this morning at the headquarters of Chiron, an international pharmaceutical research firm.

Authorities say the first bomb went off around 3 a.m. and the second at 4 a.m..

The third blast, shortly before 7 a.m., was the Alameda County bomb squad detonating a suspicious package found near the facility. The package turned out to be harmless.

Company officials say damage from the two early-morning blasts is minimal and nobody has been hurt.

No claim of responsibility has been reported.

Police say the blasts occurred outside the Chiron facility, not inside.

Chiron employees have been told to say home until 1 p.m..

(APcredit: KRON-TV)

[FreePaul]

Apparently no one really cares what these terrorists do in their spare time. After all, they don't wear sheets or carry confederate flags. And, of course, they do represent about .00001% of the people.

[dighton]

[teeples]

Heres a little "conspiracy theory". Gray Davis says that that the recall is a "vast right wing conspiracy". Well..gee lets get really silly and say the the ELF is part of a "vast Left Wing Conspiracy" to scare Californians into not voting in October or to not recall him. They (ELF) are on the Democratic payroll here in CA. So..now I have demostrated his absurdity with more absudity! hehehe

[Centurion2000]

Relax .. any minute we'll see the Justice Department make an announcement that ELF, ALF and PETA are terrorist organizations.

/sarc

[concerned about politics]

Nobody is paying any attention to the left wing extremist groups anymore. They're seen as freaks. Clinton was their God, and they'll never get that kind of attention again. They know they're toast.
Now, they break other peoples things. Even negative attention is better than no attention at all in the mind of a child. We've spared the rod, and spoiled this child.
It's time to hunt them down, just like any other terrorist group attacking the good people of the U.S. Terrorism is terrorism, domestic or foreign.
The citizens saftey must come first. These "people" belong behind bars.

[GOP_1900AD]

I wonder if the "runaway" dump truck in El Cerrito on Tuesday was also done by the Green terrorists?

[dangus]

Because everyone knows that exploding chemical factories are good for the environment.

[anniegetyourgun]

In last ten days - car dealership, mink farm, biotech firm. Apparently the orders have gone out. These terrorists must be found and stopped.

[Ichneumon]

CHIRON HIT BY EXPLOSION...ELF SUSPECTED

My first thought when I read the thread title was, "how did the elves even manage to reach Pluto's moon, anyway?"

Oh wait, that's Charon. [Emily Litella voice:] Never mind...

[flamefront]

Abdul Ghoni, Bali Islamofascist terroist says - good job ALF!

[ChadGore]

ELF is performing 1 attack a week agaibnst inosent Americans.

[piasa]

FBI SEEKS 3 IN PROBE OF CHIRON BOMBINGS - OFFICIALS ALSO LOOKING FOR BROWN DODGE VAN