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To: Kathy in Alaska; 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; LindaSOG; Radix; bentfeather; Brad's Gramma; Fawnn; ...

Dear Ma,

We really appreciate you buying us a new dog. We've named him Morbid.
Um, I guess we should take this opportunity to let you know that Morbid just became a daddy.
So? Meet Morbid's kids.

We figure that each of these puppies can be the responsibility of each of us. Oh! Don't worry. These puppies won't get any "bigger". As a matter of fact, they'll stay this size forever!


Aren't they cute Ma? Morbid did a great job, huh?
Like we said..they won't get any bigger.


Please keep in mind that just because Morbid is huge doesn't mean that the puppies will be that size.
I think Morbid is a mutant of some kind. Hehehe!

Sincerely,
Your Canteen Kids

P.S Should we change Morbid's name?

346 posted on 08/28/2003 3:49:20 PM PDT by MoJo2001
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To: M0sby; Kathy in Alaska; LindaSOG; MoJo2001; yall

Mid-afternoon HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA!!!!!!

350 posted on 08/28/2003 3:54:19 PM PDT by Brad’s Gramma (Have YOU had your Logan Fix today?)
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To: MoJo2001
P.S Should we change Morbid's name?

Let's name him BURKA!!!!!

375 posted on 08/28/2003 4:34:58 PM PDT by tomkow6 (Radix, watch the Tag Line,you are under my power, remember, no PANCAKES, no PANCAKES, no PANCAKES)
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To: MoJo2001
I guess you can keep them, but his name does need to be changed. Subscription to this service will be deducted from your allowance.


386 posted on 08/28/2003 4:59:37 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (God Bless America and Our Military Who Protect Her)
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