Dear Ma,
We really appreciate you buying us a new dog. We've named him Morbid.
Um, I guess we should take this opportunity to let you know that Morbid just became a daddy.
So? Meet Morbid's kids.
We figure that each of these puppies can be the responsibility of each of us. Oh! Don't worry. These puppies won't get any "bigger". As a matter of fact, they'll stay this size forever!
Aren't they cute Ma? Morbid did a great job, huh?
Like we said..they won't get any bigger.
Please keep in mind that just because Morbid is huge doesn't mean that the puppies will be that size.
I think Morbid is a mutant of some kind. Hehehe!
Sincerely,
Your Canteen Kids
P.S Should we change Morbid's name?
Mid-afternoon HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA!!!!!!
Let's name him BURKA!!!!!