USO Canteen FReeper Style ~ Sports Day: Canteen Sports Review ~ August 28 2003

MoJo2001, Kathy in Alaska , LaDivaLoca and FRiends of the Canteen

[SevenofNine]

Well Kathy latest off afternoon wires I got back online

Report from Hareetz wire that IDF just busted MORREEEE Hamaa members

BUSTED IT

Developing item on Drudge site at this hour keep eye on next week on Drudge site there is report that Hill Beast might run for Presidency run in 2004

OHH GO FOR IT Hill

I want see smackdown and goof on internet on Hillary

[MoJo2001]

Yep! Ma bought him for us! We named him Morbid!! Hehehe!

[Soaring Feather]

Afternoon everyone!
Care for a darn little humour break????

Oh my goodness, ms feather, you don't have to shout!

ms feather, has discovered another type of "Horse Power" heehaw

An African chieftain flew to the United States to visit the president. When he arrived at the airport, a host of newsmen and television cameramen met him. One of the reporters asked the chief if he had a comfortable flight.

The chief made a series of weird noises: "Screech, scratch, honk, buzz, whistle, z-z-z-z..." Then he added in perfect English, "Yes, I had a very nice flight."

Another reporter asked, "Chief, do you plan to visit the Washington Monument while you're in the area?"

The chief made the same noises: "Screech, scratch, honk, buzz, whistle, z-z-z-z..." Then he said, "Yes, and I also plan to visit the White House and the Capitol Building."

"Where did you learn to speak such flawless English?" asked the next reporter.

The chief replied, "Screech, scratch, honk, buzz, whistle, z-z-z-z... From the short-wave radio."

Coming Attractions!!

ohhhhhh, did I tell you,
the Circus is coming to the Canteen???
Thank You!!

ooooops, she does get carried away!!!

[Fawnn]

What kind of dog?

[tomkow6]

Since it's SPORTS DAY......

Hey, footballplayer!  Wanna buy a nice BURKA?

[Wild Thing]

Wait a minute, you mean we have to feed Ma? On top of everything else? Who feeds us? LOL

Ok here I will fix Ma food.

Now where did I put the peanut butter and jelly.

Wild Thing

[Soaring Feather]

Ohhhhh you mean this stuff???

[tomkow6]

Is there ANY OTHER kind of football?

[Fawnn]

I see you got some cleaning done while you were away. ;)

[Wild Thing]

The world is a bit safer today. Our ally, Israel, just took out a Hamas terrorist. So? Let's all be happy and rejoice for the death of this sorry individual. If a camera was around, I'd dance in the street to show my approval of Israel's strong actions against terrorism.

I AGREE MoJo!

Wild Thing

[tomkow6]

Hi, Wild Thing!

[Wild Thing]

Hi Tomkow it is so good to see you. I am fixing lunch for Ma, a little messy but she can clean it up.Or we can call in a bulldozer or somethin'. heh heh

[Wild Thing]

oh No, never that. LOL I am fixing lunch for Ma. I just can't seem to find the peanut butter and I have looked in all the boxes in the pantry too.

We can just call a bulldozer to clean up later.

Wild Thing

[Wild Thing]

Great name for theh dog MoJo. LMAO

Genius !

Wild Thing

[Soaring Feather]

Sorry Tomkow, gotta go out for a while.

[tomkow6]

Hey, Valin!  I think you missed one......

Happy Birthday, Shania Twain!

Stage Name: Shania Twain
Real Name: Eilleen Regina Edwards
Birthdate: Aug 28, 1965
Sign: Virgo
Hometown: Timmins, Ontario, Canada

[Brad’s Gramma]

Morbid.

Morbid........no WONDER you & I get along. That sounds kinda.....cute, in it's own way.

Morbid. Hmmmmmmmm

[Kathy in Alaska]

Red-letter date: Mars rises over Corona del Mar state beach in Newport Beach, Calif. The Red Planet is the closest it's been to Earth in 60,000 years.

[StarCMC]

In keeping with the sports theme, here's a poem written by the late Jack Buck, Hall of Fame broadcaster for the St. Louis Cardinals.

Since this nation was founded, under God

More than 200 years ago

We have the bastion of freedom

The light that keeps the free world aglow

We do not covet the possessions of others

We are blessed with the bounty we share

We have rushed to help other nations, anything,

anytime, anywhere.

War is just not in our nature

We won't start, but we will end this fight

If we are involved we shall be resolved

To protect what we know is right

We have been challenged by a cowardly foe

Who strikes and then hides from our view

With one voice we say "There is no choice today,

There is only one thing to do."

Everyone is saying the same thing and praying

That we end these senseless moments we are living

As our fathers did before, we shall win this unwanted war

And out children will enjoy the future we'll be giving.

Written after the tragic events of Sept. 11, 2001. Read at the first Cardinal game following Sept. 11 by Jack Buck himself, one of his last appearances to Cards fans before his death.

[Brad’s Gramma]

Hey! That's MY house!!!