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Al Qaeda Plans Underwater Attack
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| 26 Aug 2003
| Charles Smith
Posted on 08/27/2003 11:43:52 AM PDT by flamefront
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To: HairOfTheDog
"Maybe now you will stop leaving the toilet seat up."'cause you never know just what lurks below the surface...
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posted on
08/27/2003 12:08:34 PM PDT
by
Hatteras
(Anyone who wants to be a can't-hack-it, pantywaist who wears his mama's bra, raise your hand.)
To: flamefront
We can investigate suspicious radical Muslims for 1,000 years. It will take only one to end the lives of 1,000's of Americans.
Time to stop playing defense.
NEVER NEGOTIATE WITH EVIL. KILL IT.
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posted on
08/27/2003 12:08:45 PM PDT
by
Stallone
To: vin-one
They already have!
LOOK OUT!!!
43
posted on
08/27/2003 12:08:59 PM PDT
by
xrp
To: flamefront
?Oh for pete's sake, they may attack "the coast", they may attack ferries, they may attack from the air, they may attack from under water...
Is this the CYA agency?
To: Hillarys Gate Cult
It was just an Un-PC joke. But I believe you. :-D
45
posted on
08/27/2003 12:13:07 PM PDT
by
Sir Gawain
(When does the next Crusade start?)
To: Onelifetogive
They've been watching too many James Bond movies.....You got that right! These guys must not be familiar with SCUBA or they would understand just how difficult it is do anything useful -- like delivering explosives -- while using amateur divers with commercially available gear & training. I guess they think that Al Qaeda is running BUD/S and SEAL Courses somewhere in the wilds of Pakistan.
46
posted on
08/27/2003 12:14:48 PM PDT
by
Tallguy
(Just taking life with a grain of salt....oh, and a slice of lime and a shot of tequila...)
To: Hatteras
Hey! I've got a swimming pool!
To: flamefront
I've just thought of something real important to this scenario....
How in the world will they keep those cloth hats on their heads underwater?
Showercaps maybe?
48
posted on
08/27/2003 12:18:35 PM PDT
by
Tactical
To: the gillman@blacklagoon.com
Sharks with freakin lazer beams attached to their heads? 
To: PBRSTREETGANG
Oh for pete's sake, they may attack "the coast", they may attack ferries, they may attack from the air, they may attack from under water...
Is this the CYA agency?
In a nation which has legally required that fast-food coffee cups have a warning that the contents may be hot, what did you expect?
Besides, it keeps the (rather easily distracted... mmm, football season...) public a little more aware to the threat.
50
posted on
08/27/2003 12:22:53 PM PDT
by
Chemist_Geek
("Drill, R&D, and conserve" should be our watchwords! Energy independence for America!)
To: flamefront
You know what would be great...
Free access (donations) to regular freerepublic...paid access to all them comments removed by the moderators.
To: Onelifetogive
I'd pay!
I'm always wanting to know what was removed!!
To: flamefront
Navy Seals say BRING IT ON!
To: Tallguy
These guys must not be familiar with SCUBA or they would understand just how difficult it is do anything useful -- like delivering explosives -- while using amateur divers with commercially available gear & training.Yeah...and try driving a truck bomb with those flippers on.....
To: Onelifetogive
It was mine. I guess it stepped over that fine line. :-D
14 said my #2 was offensive and it had my #2 in quotes. That's probably why it was removed. In hindsight, I suppose it was a bad joke. hehe
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posted on
08/27/2003 12:30:54 PM PDT
by
Sir Gawain
(When does the next Crusade start?)
To: Hatteras; shaggy eel
Blackie ! You're BACK !
I wondered what happened to you after that "Director's wife's pink poodle" incident back at the Studio. Ahhh...those were the days. I kinda miss Lunch, though. I guess you do too.
Anyway, you'll be pleased to know that those Scuba lessons you gave me...(remember when we went out on our "night raids" for extra motorboat gasoline to sell back to the Rubes, for Poker Money ???! Ahhh, the memories.)...are paying off again. BatBoy introduced me to a nice man in the Government who said they would be glad to build me a dry-suit that I could wear my Raccoonskin Cap in...if I would help them to locate Saddam's evil Dinosaur breeding facility in Iraq...and of course your name immediately came to mind. They'll be sending a dolphin with a contract for you soon...so don't just eat him first and read the letter later...like we used to. This guy knows some SEAL card "techniques" that you may be able to put it "good" (HA!) use when the Studio renews your employment...since you already ate Swamp Thing...and they have no photogenic amphibians left.
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posted on
08/27/2003 12:32:07 PM PDT
by
PoorMuttly
(...you don't need a fishing license if you just use your teeth...right ?!!)
To: All
Oh my! Is it safe to shower?????
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posted on
08/27/2003 12:34:47 PM PDT
by
Snowy
(My golden retriever can lick your honor student)
To: Frank_Discussion; the gillman@blacklagoon.com
Sharks with freakin lazer beams attached to their heads? heheheheh... throw me a bone, here!
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posted on
08/27/2003 12:36:00 PM PDT
by
Cooter
To: flamefront
Al Qaeda Plans Underwater Attack
Not to worry, we've got a trick or two up our sleeves too!
To: flamefront
We are having fun mocking this report. Does anybody remember what happened last year when the longshoremen went on strike? Many stores had shelves marked with notes of apology because they had no goods to place on them. An attack on west coast ports that are served by those longshoremen would have equal effect. I'm surprised the al Qaeda bunch hasn't mounted an outright assault to kill off all the skilled longshoremen. That would give our economy a real kick in the crotch.
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posted on
08/27/2003 12:41:04 PM PDT
by
Myrddin
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