Ebola Monkey Man: Pissing off Nigerian 419 Scammers One At a Time

http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/index.html ^ | various

[lowbridge]

ATTENTION: This site is dedicated to all the hardworking people who have either been scammed or annoyed by a Nigerian 419 Scam Artist. My intention is not to offend anyone. OK, that's a lie. My intention is to offend anyone who will sink low enough to take advantage of a hard working person. I love all people, except those that cause pain. If you are not a scammer and find this page offensive, use your head and please do not add it to your favorites section. Oh, and relax, it's all in good fun.

WARNING!!!! SOME OF THESE SCAMS CONTAIN HARSH LANGUAGE AND EXPLICIT PHOTOS!

[dhuffman@awod.com]

I know. But thanks for the chuckle at the web page.

[lowbridge]

Here's how you can submit your correspondence with the scammers:

http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/pox.htm

[Rokke]

I haven't laughed so hard in weeks. But I give up...what is "Bukkake"?

[shaggy eel]

,,, I can guarantee your place for comments on this thread for just $10,95 (plus tax). Have your credit card ready!

[lowbridge]

what is "Bukkake"?

Do a google search. And keep the kids out of the room while you're searching.

[PoorMuttly]

Bukakke is Nigerian for "Bert."

[lowbridge]

Bukakke is Nigerian for "Bert."

I hate to find out what's Nigerian for "Ernie"

[PoorMuttly]

"419."

It's a foreign langusge, you know.

[PoorMuttly]

..sorry...langusge is Nigerian for "and."

[flutters]

LOL

Here is another 'scam letter' website.

http://scamorama.com

[Centurion2000]

419 ?

[bootless]

I love these sites - I spent a whole afternoon reading Scamorama, finishing up in helpless hysterics. My side muscles hurt for an hour.

By the way, I get these emails from time to time. Think I should hook him up with one of the Lads of Lagos?

"Hello,

I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003.
Upon arriving here my dimensional warp generator stopped working. I trusted a company here by the name of LLC Lasers to repair my Generation 3 52 4350A watch unit, and they fled on me.

Since nobody in this timeline seems to be able to deliver what I need (safely here to me), I will have to build a simple time travel circuit to get where I need myself. While it might be hard to find parts in this time to build anything decent, I need easy to follow schematics from the future to build one which is safe and accurate that will not disrupt the time space continuum with both forward and backward capability accounting for temporal location settings (X, Y, Z, n), which can be built out of (readily available) parts here in 2003. Please email me any plans you have. I will pay good money for anything you send me I can use. Or if you have a dimensional warp generator available, and are 100% certain you have a (safe secure) means of delivering it to me please also reply with a secure way to contact you. Send a separate email to me at:
webmaster@custompaintshop.net

Do not reply back directly to this email as it will only be bounced back to you.

Thank You
Brian Appel

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[LayoutGuru2]

Sweet!

[kimmie7]

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[Snickersnee]

Isn't that a Korean dish?

[lowbridge]

Isn't that a Korean dish?

No, doggie roadkill is a Korean dish.

[<1/1,000,000th%]

There's a lot of Nigerians coming to America. I did a training class last week with 2 recent immigrants.

[truthandjustice1]

Are you familiar with "scam-o-rama" web site? It does the same as yours. Suggest you link up, it could be hilarious!