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To: Radix
Morning Radix. Thanks for getting up early and fixing pancakes once again.

mmmmmmm......I love pancakes on Wednesday......even without the syrup......

Here's a little something for our military that are stationed in the desert. Hope this helps keep the sand out of your pancakes......

54 posted on 08/27/2003 5:19:24 AM PDT by beachn4fun (................................................PANCAKES! Not just a word, A way of life!!!!........)
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To: Kathy in Alaska; LadyHawk; SouthernHawk; tomkow6; Radix; LaDivaLoca; Valin; Bethbg79; bkwells; ...
Ok.... here's my contribution to the HOUR......

Texans in Heaven

Gabriel came to the Lord and said " I have to talk to you. We have some Texans up here in Heaven who are causing problems. They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, barbeque sauce is all over their robes, their dogs are riding in the chariots, and they're wearing baseball caps and cowboy hats instead of their halos. They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clean. There are watermelon seeds and pig feet bones all over the place. Some of them are walking around with just one wing." The Lord said, "I made them special, Gabriel. Heaven is Home to all my children. If you really want to know about real problems, let's call the Devil." The Devil answered the phone, " Hello? Damn, hold on a minute." The Devil returned to the phone, "O.K., I'm back. What can I do for you?" The Lord replied, "I just want to know what kind of problems you're having down there." The Devil said, "Hold on again. I need to check on something." After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said, "I'm back. Now what was the question?" The Lord said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?" The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this....Hold on, Lord." This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Lord, I can't talk right now. Them damn Texans done put out the fire and are trying to install air conditioning."

56 posted on 08/27/2003 5:25:55 AM PDT by beachn4fun (Management gratefully thanks Meekie for his contribution to the Humor Hour......)
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