Skip to comments.
For only $5,000, you too can visit Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch...
Undercover Music News ^
| Monday, August 25, 2003
| Paul Cashmere
Posted on 08/26/2003 5:07:20 AM PDT by ThinkFreedom
Here's just the place to take the kids…Neverland Ranch.
Michael Jackson is reported to be opening his personal fun park for the bargain price of just $5,000 a ticket. Wow, take the whole family.
250 tickets will be sold for the one day only event on September 13 with Jackson hoping to make $1 million on the day. On top of filling his pockets with your hard earned cash, he also promises that $1000 fro each ticket will go to charity.
Each visitor will receive a limited edition poster of the never released single "What More Can I Give". The day is being marketed as "a once in a life-time event" although there is no guarantee Jackson will even be there on the day.
The advertising reads "From the moment you enter the gates of Michael Jackson's Neverland Valley Ranch, located just north of Santa Barbara, you will wish that this day could last forever. ... Be one of the privileged few who have ever personally experienced this extraordinary and magical oasis."
Jackson was once married to the daughter of Elvis Presley. Elvis has open house at his place these days and the admission cost is much more reasonable than visiting Neverland.
Graceland visits cost:
Adults: $16.25 Seniors 62+ and Students: $14.63 Children 7-12: $6.25 Children 6 & under: free.
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Extended News; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: michaeljackson; neverland; neverlandranch
Poor, almost bankrupt Jacko makes another grab for cash... I guess it takes a lot of money to go from looking like this:
To looking like this...
(P.S. I'm pretty sure that those black guys in the background are his brothers...)
To: ThinkFreedom
2
posted on
08/26/2003 5:16:01 AM PDT
by
veronica
(http://www.majorityleader.gov/news.asp?FormMode=Detail&ID=123)
To: ThinkFreedom
Poor, almost bankrupt Jacko makes another grab for cash... He could always make a quick buck by selling the Beatles' catalog back to Paul McCartney.
3
posted on
08/26/2003 5:25:27 AM PDT
by
Alex Murphy
(Athanasius contra mundum!)
To: ThinkFreedom
I can't make it but I might send my 7 year-old son.
Sheesh....
4
posted on
08/26/2003 5:26:43 AM PDT
by
AppyPappy
(If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Be Made In Prolonging The Problem.)
To: ThinkFreedom
"For only $5,000, you too can visit Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch..."
...and please, bring the kids!!!
To: ThinkFreedom
For only $5,000, you too can visit Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch...But children are free and can stay all night in Michael's bed.
To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; dubyaismypresident; Grani; coug97; ...
Has anyone noticed that the one doctor's teenaged kid on the new FX series
Nip/Tuck (a show that's almost as good as FX's
The Shield) looks frighteningly like Michael Jackson?
Just damn.
If you want on the new list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...
7
posted on
08/26/2003 5:52:23 AM PDT
by
mhking
To: AppyPappy; Destructor; 11th Earl of Mar
Looks like Disney's gay-Days now have some competition. I wonder if Disney is worried that Mike might give the kids more bang for their... errr... buck?
8
posted on
08/26/2003 5:55:34 AM PDT
by
ThinkFreedom
(Well, that's my 2c, take or leave.)
To: ThinkFreedom
Will he also dance around, grabbing at his crotch for the guests?? What a must see.
Prairie
9
posted on
08/26/2003 6:00:37 AM PDT
by
prairiebreeze
(The UN got a wake up call. And has chosen to go back to sleep.)
To: mhking
kids half price? free bedroom tours for the kiddos? I know, that's sick. This guy really should be ostracized and cast out by the liberal elite in the entertainment world...but they are hypocrites who have no conscience.
To: ThinkFreedom
A million dollars? That will keep him going for maybe a whole... month.
From what I see, Jacko runs his finances like Gray Davis is running California. No wonder both of them is collapsing.
To: Alex Murphy
Didn't he mortguage that to pay off some kiddie a while ago?
12
posted on
08/26/2003 9:14:07 AM PDT
by
ThinkFreedom
(Well, that's my 2c, take or leave.)
To: ThinkFreedom
Didn't he mortguage that to pay off some kiddie a while ago? At some point he must have. IIRC, he was recently close to defaulting on whatever loan payments he already makes against the Beatles' catalog.
13
posted on
08/26/2003 10:30:02 AM PDT
by
Alex Murphy
(Athanasius contra mundum!)
Disclaimer:
Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual
posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its
management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the
exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson
