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Prison vs. Work

Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This should make things a bit more clear.

IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.

AT WORK...you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day. AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet. AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required. AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out. AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens. AT WORK...they are called managers.

Now, get back to work!

59 posted on 08/23/2003 10:22:39 AM PDT by Dubya (Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father,but by me)
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To: Dubya
Thanks for the laugh, Dubya!!!

I remember how that applied...:))

TGFR - - Thank God for Retirement

65 posted on 08/23/2003 12:04:25 PM PDT by LadyX (((( Count your blessings - not your woes ))))
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To: Dubya
Had never thought of it quite like that before, but you know what? Sighhhhhhhhh, lol, it's da truff!
121 posted on 08/24/2003 2:37:51 PM PDT by dixie sass (GOD bless America)
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