To: Young Rhino
Okay, well, how many paleocons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None! They all preach celibacy...
8 posted on
08/22/2003 7:16:00 PM PDT by
thoughtomator
(Are we conservatives, or are we Republicans?)
To: thoughtomator; L,TOWM; habs4ever; Texas_Dawg; sinkspur
...how many paleocons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Eight. Two paleocon pundits to write hysterical articles and profitable books blaming the neocons for the dark, three paleocon pundits to screw in the dark in a drunken orgy while pretending to have been spending their time in prayerful reflection, two paleocon fundraisers to create the appeals for various paleocon foundations to raise money while complaining bitterly about how impacted they are by the dark, and one union payscale electrician to screw in a new light bulb.
35 posted on
08/23/2003 8:33:52 PM PDT by
Chancellor Palpatine
("voting RINO in order to crush the dreams of the little man in election after election")
To: thoughtomator
How many neo-cons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
What light bulb? It was a threat; we nuked it.
49 posted on
08/25/2003 5:54:08 AM PDT by
ninenot
(Democrats make mistakes. RINOs don't correct them.--Chesterton (adapted by Ninenot))
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