[Chancellor Palpatine]

...how many paleocons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Eight. Two paleocon pundits to write hysterical articles and profitable books blaming the neocons for the dark, three paleocon pundits to screw in the dark in a drunken orgy while pretending to have been spending their time in prayerful reflection, two paleocon fundraisers to create the appeals for various paleocon foundations to raise money while complaining bitterly about how impacted they are by the dark, and one union payscale electrician to screw in a new light bulb.

[Texas_Dawg]

Eight. Two paleocon pundits to write hysterical articles and profitable books blaming the neocons for the dark, three paleocon pundits to screw in the dark in a drunken orgy while pretending to have been spending their time in prayerful reflection, two paleocon fundraisers to create the appeals for various paleocon foundations to raise money while complaining bitterly about how impacted they are by the dark, and one union payscale electrician to screw in a new light bulb.

Better than having some dang Mexican do it for $1. F-in' illegals, all of them.

[L,TOWM]

Thank you. Amazing how the Buchannan Brigade is sounding more and more like the Bakunnin Brigade a little more each day...