My daughter was wearing her bike helmet which was decorated with four American flags. As we mingled with the wanna-be hippies and assorted anarchist some jerk looked at me and asked, "Will you still love her when she's old enough to make her own decisions?" Gee, I guess I am an unfit parent. I oughta just hand her over to the 'state' so she gets a proper cookie-cutter-liberal education.
"Little Beirut" was actually quite peaceful for the President's visit this time around. I heard there were only about a dozen arrests and the vocal minority didn't block traffic too much.
You ARE welcome in Oregon President Bush!
Please visit us again soon.