[swarthyguy]

how many Indians have you known who can find their ass with both hands?

Most people find it with one hand.

You need two?

[Cronos]

:-)

[Mad Dawgg]

"You need two?"

I guess it would depend on the size of the object in question...

Further, I call dibs on helping Ann coulter and/or Sandra Bullock when and if they need help in finding theirs!

[searchandrecovery]

>>...how many Indians have you known who can find their ass with both hands?

>Most people find it with one hand.

I've heard that some people stick one hand in "a hole in the ground" (for comparison), while the other hand is free to search.