Crow eats Gray Davis

SF Chronicle ^ | 08/21/03 | Debra J. Saunders

[TheAngryClam]

Endorses W. in the primary, then when it looks like McCain might win, jumps ship and becomes a McCainiac.

He later sheepishly defended stabbing Bush in the back like that by saying it was to get people excited and out voting, as was part of his job as Secretary of State.

That act, more than anything else, is why Bill Jones raised something like $400,000 throughout the entire primary campaign and routinely gave speeches to a zero attendance audience.

[Grampa Dave]

Thanks, again you have the history down correct, "Endorses W. in the primary, then when it looks like McCain might win, jumps ship and becomes a McCainiac."

I knew that for me he was a two time loser, the taxes and then becoming toilet tissue for McAinal after the primaries.

Yet some people call him a conservative.

[BraveHeart72]

For a second there, I thought this post was going to be about this Crow! =D

[superfluousdude]

Who is gonna get recalled on October 7th? GUMBY!!!!

www.nodavisrecall.com

[TheAngryClam]

He's obviously blown it a couple of times, but he's not that bad of a guy. I met him a couple of times while he was on the campaign trail in 2002, and he was always decent.

And one of his great acheivements was getting Three Strikes passed.

He'd make a decent senator, but I wouldn't want him as an executive.

[Grampa Dave]

I met him at a breakfast. He was very nice and not very inspiring.

[TheAngryClam]

That sounds about right.

[novacation]

Put down the bottle, step slowly away from the computer, take your medication, and call 911. Help will arrive soon.

[ChadGore]

[TheAngryClam]

Those are, in over twenty years of public service, Bill Jones' only major failings.

They're huge, to be sure, but we can work past them.

[philetus]

"All I wanna do is have some fun
I got a feeling I'm not the only one"

There"s a reason politics is called "the game that never ends".

[novacation]

I thought you were talking about Davis. sorry

[Scott from the Left Coast]

He's a lousy arrogant politician, taking the political advice of the most arrogant human being walking on the earth: Bill Clinton.

[TheAngryClam]

I'm not that insane.

[novacation]

I'm not sure about that. Your screen name scares me.

[TheAngryClam]

Would it make you feel better if I told you I copied it from someone who is the true creator of the Angry Clam?

Probably not, since I found it great enough to adopt as my own.

[truthkeeper]

Hee-hee...you guys are too much.