[Soaring Feather]

Tomkow has me so stressed out from the constant on slaught of Dumb Blonde jokes, I have to go on a diet!

THE FEMALE STRESS DIET

This is a specially formulated diet, designed to help you cope with the stress that builds up during the day:
BREAKFAST
1 Grapefruit
1 Slice whole wheat toast
1 cup skim milk
LUNCH
Small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Chocolate biscuit
AFTERNOON TEA
The rest of the biscuits in the packet
1 tub of Rocky Road Ice Cream with Choc-Ice Topping 1 jar
Nutella
DINNER
4 bottles of red wine
2 loaves Garlic Bread
1 family size Supreme Pizza
3 Snickers bars
LATE NIGHT SNACK
Whole frozen Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

[tomkow6]

 Little Blonde FReeper !!

Q: Why do blondes wear ponytails?
A: To hide the valve stem!

[beachn4fun]

Oh Ms. Feather....thank you so much..... no wonder I haven't been successful in getting rid of this stress..... I haven't been following this diet! Once you get a "writer's contract" you should publish this.....

;->

[LaDivaLoca]

Diva, looking forward to seeing more cats.