Hi Ma!
(So much for our fun!)
We have missed you so much!
(Well, that's what I'm supposed to say to her.)
We hope you aren't working too hard.
(We should call her boss and tell her that Ma's goofing off.)
Anything exciting happening?
(This is Ma. Nothing exciting happens. Please!)
Have you heard from Mr.Tonkin?
(Yes! Mrs. Boring meet Mr. Boring!)
We've been really good today!
(We blew up one less thing! That constitutes being really good!)
We are so lucky to have you as a Ma.
(I wonder if Michael Jackson felt the same way about his Ma? Hmmm..)
Bentfeather has been a wonderful babysitter!
(She hasn't been able to locate me. So? Wonderful babysitting indeed!)
I sure do miss the family outings and all that.
(We once went to the mental institution together to visit Burka Man. Quality time, huh?)
I sure wish I could stay and chat. I'm off to help feed the needy!
(Auntie Fawnn is cooking for me. I'm needy and in need of help!)