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Actually Argh, as to you earlier comment your buddy was dead wrong.

....we all got an earful from him explaining how wonderful and marvellous and God-like the Jets ... (and therefore, he himself) are and how every other team and their supporters were moral reprobates and full of cloacal material. And every time the ~~Fish~~ JETS lost, it was a fluke or due to the referees

That looks much better. ; )

Hi, Hobbes1!

Welcome to the Canteen!

Wanna buy a burka?

Good Morning everybody! (Well for me it's the afternoon but for most people, it's still morning) Good Morning troops!
Here's my definitely-not-as-feeble-as-tomkow's attempt at humor:

A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?" He got the following reply.

"Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it. I married a widow with a grown daughter who then became my stepdaughter.

My dad came to visit us, fell in love with my lovely stepdaughter, then married her. And so my stepdaughter was now my stepmother. Soon, my wife had a son who was, of course, my daddy's brother-in-law since he is the half-brother of my stepdaughter, who is now, of course, my daddy's wife.

So, as I told you, when my stepdaughter married my daddy, she was at once my stepmother! Now, since my new son is brother to my stepmother, he also became my uncle. As you know, my wife is my step-grandmother since she is my stepmother's mother. Don't forget that my stepmother is my stepdaughter. Remember, too, that I am my wife's grandson.

But hold on just a few minutes more. You see, since I'm married to my step-grandmother, I am not only the wife's grandson and her hubby, but I am also my own grandfather. Now can you understand how I got put in this place?"

After staring blanky with a dizzy look on his face, the psychiatrist replied: "Move over!"

HAHAHAhahahaha...

Howard actually cheered for the Jets once. He was as annoying about Namath et al in Super Bowl III as he ever was about Miami. Not that he cared much about the Jets (he normally hates them). Seemed to think it was important to "put the AFL on the map", or something. Of course, he wasn't too bright back then (not that he's a whiz now). He supported Eugene McCarthy types in those days.