Isn't there a musical called Fiddler Is The Goof? :^)
....we all got an earful from him explaining how wonderful and marvellous and God-like the Jets ... (and therefore, he himself) are and how every other team and their supporters were moral reprobates and full of cloacal material. And every time the Fish JETS lost, it was a fluke or due to the referees
That looks much better. ; )