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BEWARE of Clinton snail-mail spam

Posted on 08/20/2003 7:03:22 PM PDT by BostonianRightist

So I'm going through my mail the other day (tuesday), when I come across an envelope from the "William J. Clinton Presidential Foundation." First off, I don't know how they got my address for political purposes, i can't even register to vote yet. Secondly, why would they ask for donations from a 17 year old?

The envelope contained a few seperate peices of paper, two being a letter. I read the letter to soon find it was rife with slander dog-like begging. It's slander was amazingly brazen...

"Throughout the eight years of his presidency, you've been one of President Clinton's most loyal supporters."

No, i haven't been. I was six years old when he took the presidency. I was thirteen when I realized he was a disgrace. I read on...

Bill Clinton was good for America, and good for the American people.

Why do they lie?

Under his leadership, America once again became a positive force in the world.

And Reagan wasn't?

[Clinton] ended ethnic cleansing in Bosnia and Kosovo

Just wait a few years, it will kick back up again. And I thought the UN did a hell-of-a-lot more than the US.

Then, as per usual, they start the Bush bashing...

Since Bill Clinton left office, we've been through a lot together. But after the dust settles..."

While sifting through all this rhetoric, I found out exactly what they are doing. They are trying to raise money for a library dedicated to him. They enclose a picture of what the library will look like, it's pretty elaborate; it has about three times as much open park as building (no idea where it will be, maybe Arkansas). I suppose they will need a library to store all the pages of laws he wrote (Bubba wrote more pages of laws than any other president in the history of the nation).

They also enclose a donation slip (check the box with however much $$ you want to donate, plus an "other____" box). They say if you donate more than $35, you will get a "Clinton Presidential Center Cookbook" (yes, seriously). Some of the sample recipes are "Czech sauerkraut," "Italian Spaghetti," and "Dog Biscuits." Honestly, How many Czech's live in Arkansas? And Spaghetti is the least Italian of all stereotypes they could have chosen. "Dog Biscuits," yeah, that sounds about right.

On my donation slip i wrote...

Zero Dollars...Clinton ruined this great nation. This recession is his fault because he gave cheap labor to China. Not to mention bombing five nations, raping Juanita, and killing 35 people (Vince Foster, etc.). Klinton disgraced the presidency, and spat in the face of every American. Take me off your God D*** mailing list. Sincerely, A proud, soon to be voting, American


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Government; Miscellaneous; Politics/Elections; US: Massachusetts; Unclassified; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: mail; snailmail; spam; x42
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To: mrtysmm
Where exactly is it supposed to be? I couldn't stomach reading the rest of that letter to find all the details.
41 posted on 08/20/2003 9:12:13 PM PDT by BostonianRightist (Rodney deserved the beating; Sharpton deserves a beating)
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To: BostonianRightist
Okie dokie. I was just curious why you were sent this "Of course, since you're a Democrat..." letter. Very strange. I hope they send me one, if it has a prepaid return envelope. I have all kinds of heavy things I can load into it. :)
42 posted on 08/20/2003 9:33:17 PM PDT by FlyVet
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To: Bommer
Better yet, I hope I get one. I'll take a steaming crap ing a ziplock bag and send it to him.

It steams?

43 posted on 08/20/2003 9:34:26 PM PDT by scott7278 ("If I'm not back by dawn -- call the president.")
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To: scott7278
On a cold day in Boston, it might steam.
44 posted on 08/21/2003 4:07:07 AM PDT by BostonianRightist (Rodney deserved the beating; Sharpton deserves a beating)
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To: Revolting cat!
Cliché piled on another cliché,

I thought they would go so far as to capitalize the "h" in He/His/Him, as though he were God. I would have been shocked, but not surprised.

45 posted on 08/21/2003 4:10:35 AM PDT by BostonianRightist (Rodney deserved the beating; Sharpton deserves a beating)
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To: BostonianRightist
most of my family think of Bush run to the right of Bush (post 40)

Please let me put this into english. My family runs to the right of Bush...

46 posted on 08/21/2003 4:15:25 AM PDT by BostonianRightist (SHOCK AND AWE!!)
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To: Species8472
Thirty Million united states Dollars($30,000,000.00) belonging to a foreign customer (Stanley Heard),the former President(Bill Clinton's personal physician) and Chairman of the National Chiropractic Health Care Advisory Committee who happens to be deceased. He died in a plane crash on Board a small airplane that plunged into a river.

Coincidence my ass, this man was killed.

47 posted on 08/21/2003 4:22:01 AM PDT by BostonianRightist (SHOCK AND AWE!!)
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To: BostonianRightist
Wrap the brick in paper or put it in a box, attach the envelope and drop it in a mail box. The postage is guranteed after all....
48 posted on 08/21/2003 6:05:30 AM PDT by Kozak (" No mans life liberty or property is safe when the legislature is in session." Mark Twain)
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To: BostonianRightist
Interesting. I'm sure it can be traced directly to home life.
49 posted on 08/21/2003 10:59:39 AM PDT by reformed_dem (This tagline is only a test. If it were a real emergency, instructions would appear on the tagline.)
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To: gsrinok
I'm sure some doe-eyed, nitwit intern's jaw will hit the floor when she opens that envelope.

You'd think that the interns at the Clinton Liebrary would have scarves around their heads to keep their mouths shut -- you know, sort of like a chastity belt....

50 posted on 08/21/2003 1:14:46 PM PDT by steve-b
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To: Kozak
The rocks are in the mail. I sent two big boulders (roughly twenty pounds total). also, while i was in my garage looking for washers, i found an old tin of oil, i sent it figuring Bubba could use it as a lube.

Working in a mail room, I was able to weigh the rocks to see how much it would cost to mail. I forgot how much it weighed, but it will cost Big Bubba Bill $31.10 to accept the package.

Hopefully he will enjoy OUR surprise.

Thank you Kozak for the great idea.
51 posted on 08/21/2003 2:12:08 PM PDT by BostonianRightist (Any war against this "religion of peace" is a war i will suppport)
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To: BostonianRightist
Guerilla warfare at it's finest. Me 'ats off to ya guvnor...
52 posted on 08/21/2003 3:42:47 PM PDT by Kozak (" No mans life liberty or property is safe when the legislature is in session." Mark Twain)
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To: BostonianRightist
Yup, BR ... you're just the right man for the Anti-Clinton Lieberry ...
53 posted on 08/21/2003 4:01:16 PM PDT by Pegita ('Tis so sweet to trust in Jesus, just to take Him at His word ...)
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To: Pegita
thanks. Any idea when the anti-Clinton library will open, or how close it is to the "other" lieberry?
54 posted on 08/21/2003 5:32:08 PM PDT by BostonianRightist (Any war against this "religion of peace" is a war i will suppport)
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To: BostonianRightist
Man I like your style!
55 posted on 08/21/2003 5:38:17 PM PDT by cmsgop (If you Sprinkle When You Tinkle,...Be a Sweetie and Wipe the Seatie......)
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To: BostonianRightist
You can find some information here:

www.newsmax.com/archives/articles/2002/12/10/130238.shtml

56 posted on 08/21/2003 5:49:10 PM PDT by Pegita ('Tis so sweet to trust in Jesus, just to take Him at His word ...)
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To: BostonianRightist
You got that one on the first try.

If I get mail from those scum I'm going to send it back at their expense with a donation of $0.00 I just wish I could send them a donation in the negative numbers (they pay me) and make it stick.

The KKKlintoons are the worst thing to happen to the US. Ever. Even Herbert Hoover was a saint compared to the KKKlintoons.

57 posted on 08/21/2003 5:55:41 PM PDT by LibKill (Obligatory Tagline)
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To: BostonianRightist
So i'm going through my hotmail Emails a few seconds ago when i come across (through all the spam) a letter from Paul Henning. I dont know paul henning, but he found this post and replied via hotmail, rather than publicly posting a comment. here's what it said...

Just read your comments on your letter from Clinton on FR.

Just a question.

How can someone who was 6 when Clinton took office have any opinion whatsoever on the horrible presidency of Ronald Reagan?

You are lucky that Clinton's brains and hard work paid off the horrible deficits that the moron Reagan drove up. Hell, anyone can grow an economy through giant deficits. Clinton engineered the strongest, fasting growing economy this country has ever known while paying of Ronnie Ray-gun's deficit and left a giant surplus for Resident Shrub to squander.

Hell you were filling diapers when Reagan was president (what a coincidence- now you're a brain dead conservative and Reagan is filling diapers)

I was appalled, if i hadn't been a fool i would have copied and pasted my exact response here. here's my response to the best of my memory...

It's just like you liberal socialists to hide behind the anonymity of Emails. you didn't have the maturity to respond on Free Republic.

And Clinton built this "strong" economy by giving cheap labor to chinese children. He also removed all tariff's leveed against the communist chinese, finally allowing businesses to give the jobs to chinese children and not blowing thier profit on transportation. So when you walk by the unemployment lines, realize that those Americans lost their jobs to children half way around the globe. Clinton also laid off 30,000 American soldiers, which only clogged to the job market.

If you wish to respond to this cowardice jackass, his Email address is --- hyaena99@earthlink.net he didn't even have the cajones to leave his FReepmail address.

58 posted on 08/21/2003 6:02:30 PM PDT by BostonianRightist (Any war against this "religion of peace" is a war i will suppport)
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To: BostonianRightist
Good for you!!
59 posted on 08/21/2003 6:14:10 PM PDT by potlatch (If you want breakfast in bed - - - sleep in the kitchen!)
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To: LibKill
You have to donate something. I donated two boulders and dirty, rusty lube. just wrap anything in a box, then tape the provided envelope to the top of the box. Then give the box to the post office, or you're mail room in you're work.

creativity is a plus.
60 posted on 08/21/2003 7:15:33 PM PDT by BostonianRightist (Any war against this "religion of peace" is a war i will suppport)
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