Posted on 08/20/2003 7:03:22 PM PDT by BostonianRightist
So I'm going through my mail the other day (tuesday), when I come across an envelope from the "William J. Clinton Presidential Foundation." First off, I don't know how they got my address for political purposes, i can't even register to vote yet. Secondly, why would they ask for donations from a 17 year old?
The envelope contained a few seperate peices of paper, two being a letter. I read the letter to soon find it was rife with slander dog-like begging. It's slander was amazingly brazen...
"Throughout the eight years of his presidency, you've been one of President Clinton's most loyal supporters."
No, i haven't been. I was six years old when he took the presidency. I was thirteen when I realized he was a disgrace. I read on...
Bill Clinton was good for America, and good for the American people.
Why do they lie?
Under his leadership, America once again became a positive force in the world.
And Reagan wasn't?
[Clinton] ended ethnic cleansing in Bosnia and Kosovo
Just wait a few years, it will kick back up again. And I thought the UN did a hell-of-a-lot more than the US.
Then, as per usual, they start the Bush bashing...
Since Bill Clinton left office, we've been through a lot together. But after the dust settles..."
While sifting through all this rhetoric, I found out exactly what they are doing. They are trying to raise money for a library dedicated to him. They enclose a picture of what the library will look like, it's pretty elaborate; it has about three times as much open park as building (no idea where it will be, maybe Arkansas). I suppose they will need a library to store all the pages of laws he wrote (Bubba wrote more pages of laws than any other president in the history of the nation).
They also enclose a donation slip (check the box with however much $$ you want to donate, plus an "other____" box). They say if you donate more than $35, you will get a "Clinton Presidential Center Cookbook" (yes, seriously). Some of the sample recipes are "Czech sauerkraut," "Italian Spaghetti," and "Dog Biscuits." Honestly, How many Czech's live in Arkansas? And Spaghetti is the least Italian of all stereotypes they could have chosen. "Dog Biscuits," yeah, that sounds about right.
On my donation slip i wrote...
Zero Dollars...Clinton ruined this great nation. This recession is his fault because he gave cheap labor to China. Not to mention bombing five nations, raping Juanita, and killing 35 people (Vince Foster, etc.). Klinton disgraced the presidency, and spat in the face of every American. Take me off your God D*** mailing list. Sincerely, A proud, soon to be voting, American
Watch out kid...ANOTHER cLINTON may have HER eye on YOU!
I hate to ask a loaded question, but are your parents Democrats?
Just a thought.
WTG, Bostonian!!
Dear Sir, I am Sir. Alex Johonson,the bills exchange director at a branch of NATIONAL WESTMINSTER BANK PLC, LONDON. I am writing this letter to solicit for support and assistance from you to carry out this business opportunity in my department. Lying in an inactive account is the sum of Thirty Million united states Dollars($30,000,000.00) belonging to a foreign customer (Stanley Heard),the former President(Bill Clinton's personal physician) and Chairman of the National Chiropractic Health Care Advisory Committee who happens to be deceased. He died in a plane crash on Board a small airplane that plunged into a river. Ever since he died the Bank has been expectinghis next of kin to come and claim these funds. To this effect, we cannot release the money unless some one applies for it as the next of kin, as indicated in our Banking uideline.Unfortunately he has no family member here in the UK or America who are aware of the existence of the money as he was he was a contract physician to the Chairman of Royal Bank of Scotland. At this juncture I have decided to do business with you in colloboration with officials that matter in the Bank. To this effect we solicit your assistance, in applying as the next of kin, then the money will be proccesed and released to you, as we do not want this money to go into the Bank Treasury as an unclaimed bill. The Banking law and guide line stipulate that if such money remains unclaimed for a period of Ten years the money will be transfered into the Banks. Treasury as unclaimed bill. Our request for a Foreigner as a next of kin is occassioned by the fact that the customer was a Foreigner and a British cannot stand as next of kin. Sir, 15% of the money will be your share as a Foreign partner, while 5% will be for any expensesincured during the transaction, there after we would visit, your country once the money hits your account for disbursement and investment. Please reach me at the above email if willing to do business with us. al_jh2@yahoo.com Best regards, Sir. Alex Johnson
30 million from the Slickmeisters personal physician"!
LOL
It doesn't cost anything to tear it up into a bunch of tiny little pieces, but it costs the 'Rats $$ to send it to you, and it's money that's forever lost to them without any reward in funding their criminal enterprise.
I'd give a heads-up to the mail carrier as to why that garbage is being delivered to me so he/she doesn't think they're delivering mail to some kind of a whack job.
Great one!! i have a big Black Lab, too. that could do some good.
NEVER!! I stick to Free Republic, talk radio, and The Daily Show for all my news. I don't listen to lefty lies.
How about the 76lb paper?
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