[HiJinx]

You know, maybe I am the prehistoric heathen that the Southern Horoscope made me out to be, 'cause if it was mine to do re: the Palestinian Problem - here's what I'd do.

As Sharon, I would make a televised, radio broadcast, and print statement. I would talk with Arafat and Abbas by phone. I would make sure everybody heard me. I would do it in 24 hours.

I would say, "You insist that the latest attack was retribution/revenge for something we did. It wasn't, but for the sake of argument let's say it was. So, we're even. We will do nothing. But, the cease-fire is now in effect. If you or any Palestinian so much as looks cross-eyed at an Israeli....if we find any trace of explosives...if we find a bomb factory...if there is another bombing or shooting or even a stabbing...

The Palestinians shall cease to exist as a people."

[Kathy in Alaska]

"...'cause if it was mine to do re: the Palestinian Problem - here's what I'd do.

Hear, hear, HiJinx, hear, hear!!

[Kathy in Alaska]

"...'cause if it was mine to do re: the Palestinian Problem - here's what I'd do.

Hear, hear, HiJinx, hear, hear!!

[Brad’s Gramma]

You won't hear me arguing that theory...it's a great one, actually.

Put them on PUBLIC-for-the-world-to-hear-notice...one more time...and then take care of business.