Ahah! I solved the conspiracy!
Freezie corrupted the campaign by teaching sweet innocent Weinie about under the table deals.
Fargo hired Gertie to take the photos which have been being leaked to the press through Tooters and Aquamarine!
Politicians stoop sooooo low!
Now I'm off to take some pictures myself. Be back soon.
Freezie corrupted the campaign by teaching sweet innocent Weinie about under the table deals.
Fargo hired Gertie to take the photos which have been being leaked to the press through Tooters and Aquamarine!
I think you're on to something!
Weinie
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And I think something is "onto" the candidate! Weinie is scratching.
Does our candidate have fleas?