Caption - Wedding Mugshot

Yahoo News Photos ^ | 8/19/03

[oyez]

She probably idolizes Sid Vicious in a way a lot of people idolize Elvis. Did anyone hear if she barfed on anybody? ...or worse?

[wysiwyg]

Wolf said he heard screaming outside his window and looked out to see enraged bride Adrienne Samen, 18, of North Haven, spewing obscenities at her "very nice" new husband, a Marine cadet.
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She was reportedly already on her honeymoon with her new hubby yesterday.

Nice, maybe, but not real bright. He should have made a run for it when he had the chance. Can you say annulment?

[Hat-Trick]

I'm sorry...It was Dolly's character. I'd better queue that one up again in the near future.

[uglybiker]

Better start planning now for their 50th Golden Wedding Anniversary.

You'd probably come out better if you just started planning for her 50th wedding.

[The Pheonix]

at the end of the day, So, who's perfect ?

Nobody's perfect

[The Pheonix]

let's give her a chance----she may be a late-bloomer

and let's discount her behavior as the impulsiveness of YOUTH.

Why am I always sympathetic to the under-dog ????

[Squantos]

BRAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!! LMAO !!!!! Where's Laz at ????

Stay Safe Patton this is a keeper !

[Squantos]

Is'nt that Tonya Harding's Wedding Dress ??

[Squantos]

LOL a good Marine Wedding is something everyone should try and attend at least once !!

Stay Safe !

[strela]

Dump her AFTER the honeymoon. It's not every day a man gets a few laps around the bridal suite with a wildcat like this one! Yee-ha!

Definitely rodeo sex material. As you get it on, whisper "You've got a face like a mud fence, you hogger" in her sweet li'l ear, then try to stay on for 8 seconds.

[Newbomb Turk]

Tonya Harding wannabee.

[Cate]

'You really think thats a virgin?....
Uh, the question you need to ask yourself 782gear is---
would you touch it? So, in reality, it could still be a
virgin... :)

[BradyLS]

One millihelen: The amount of beauty required to launch one ship.

EXCELLENT!

[BradyLS]

ROTFLMAO! If her family has an ounce of sense between them, they'll try to angle this into a movie-- maybe an Adam Sandler comedy with Carmen Diaz! They could call it: "The Bride IS Frankenstein!" or "Night of The Livid Bride" or maybe "Hell Raiser 4: The Wrath of Adrienne!"

[BradyLS]

Note to self: Demand refund from wedding photographer.

OH NO!!! You want that guy on your side. Cuz you'll make a mint selling copies of that "scrapbook" as part of the movie tie-in!

[vikingchick]

Let's hope they don't get any conjugal visits!

[TOTAL RECALL]

Poor thing. It must be terrible to remain a virgin on your wedding night.

Something tells me she didn't save herself for marriage.

[TOTAL RECALL]

Well, DUH, she's wearing white.

I'm not sure that's worth much. That's only tradition, not the law or anything.

[TontoKowalski]

AP, every now and again, you come up with a brilliant gem of humor. This is one of those times. LOL!

You're right, Laz, that was brilliant. Made more so by the responses to the post... which required follow-up by AP in the same vein...

Very nicely done!

[TontoKowalski]

Definitely rodeo sex material.

I was going to say that in my original post, but thought the reference would be too vague...

Oh, well, at least we would have been in on the joke!